Madness Combat + Oc Incorrect Quotes

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Ight, got plenty of incorrect quotes. 12 google doc pages full of em.

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Carter: When I was a kid, Sheriff told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Phobos: They are.
Carter: FOR REAL?
Phobos: No! Why would you fall for it again?

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2BDamned: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something.
Sanford: You left me, Hank, and Deimos in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
2BDamned: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Jebus: Any idiot would know that.
Tricky: I knew that!
Jebus: See?

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Hank: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

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Tricky: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Phobos: Thank you for your sacrifice, Hank.

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Jebus: Can you recommend me a book that'll make me cry?
Deimos: General Mathematics8th Grade Edition.

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Carter: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Deimos: That naptime was a punishment.

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Phobos: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
2BDamned: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Tricky: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Deimos: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Jebus: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Sheriff: Mental stability, my old friend!
Phobos: Jeez, could you guys lighten up a little?

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Sheriff: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Hank without him noticing?
Tricky: Hey, Hank, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Hank, takes it and swallows the tracker: Pay up, loser.
Sheriff: ...

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Carter: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeves.
Sanford: I think you mean cards.
Sheriff: He did not.
Carter, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Carter: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

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Jebus: You're jealous.
Carter: Jealous?
Jebus: That's why you were being so negative about this.
Carter: That's absurd. I'm always negative.

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Sheriff: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Deimos: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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Phobos, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Deimos: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

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2BDamned: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don't make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.

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Tricky: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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That's all ima do for now. Cya in the next one