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Sheriff: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Carter: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Sheriff: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Tricky: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
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Sanford: You guys know what you need?
Carter: Food?
Deimos & Auditor simultaneously: Self-esteem?
2BDamned: Attention?
Tricky: Emotions?
Sanford:
Sanford: Therapy.
Sanford: You all need therapy.
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Jebus: The first time Tricky opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
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Sanfor: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Hank: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Jebus: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Hank: If you touch my birthday cake, I’ll make you eat your hands.
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Auditor: When was the last time you had water?
Phobos: Caffeine has water in it so I'm fine.
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Deimos: I warned you.
Deimos: I'm perfect.
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2BDamned: I hate Deimos.
Phobos: "Hate' is a strong word.
2BDamned: I have strong opinions.
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Carter: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Tricky, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Carter: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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Jebus: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Hank: Oh, we've had worse.
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Auditor: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am the fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Tricky: A doll.
Phobos: A cinnamon roll.
Carter: A sweetheart!
Auditor:
Auditor: ...stop it.
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Madness Combat + Oc Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionMaking this out of boredom and in between writing my Oc insert MadCom fic. Characters included are: - Hank - Deimos - Sanford - 2BDamned - Carter (my oc) - Jebus - Auditor - Tricky - Phobos - Sheriff If you think there's anyone I should add then ple...
