17 Fitz' sandwiches are his and no one, but him is to eat them.
18 Not allowed to get drunk and tell May "Tell me who or what hurt you in the past, I will hunt them down an make them suffer".
19 No locking Coulson and May in a cupboard to get them to admit their feelings for each other.
20 Spray painting the words Hydra Suck on buildings does nothing to actually defeat Hydra.
21 "We are all most likely going to die horribly any second now" is not an inspiring speech.
22 Coulson will let you have any pet you want as long as you call it Steve Rogers.
23 Skye is not allowed to help anyone break into anywhere that isn't approved by Coulson or May unless its a life or death situation or mission related.
You wanting doughnuts does not count as any of the above.
24 Simmons can do nothing about you having a cold so whining at her useless.
25 When outnumbered in a fight always hide behind May because she's awesome and can protect you more than you will be able to protect yourself.
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Things Agents of Shield are Not Allowed to Do
RandomThe things agents of shield have done and will probably continue to do. Robotic Monkeys, The Avengers, Coulson is awesome.
