Things Agents of Shield are Not Allowed to Do

46-51

46 Not allowed to punch someone because they interrupted what could have been a beautiful Philinda moment.

47 May does not appreciate being woken up because there is a spider in your room and you hate spiders.
- Same goes for moths
- Having a dream about clowns
- Being bored
- Just don't wake May up unless its an emergency or it somehow involves Coulson.

48 Not allowed to beg Coulson to pretend to be a Zombie to scare the people who still think he is dead.

49 Whining "I wanted to kill more bad guys" is not the response people want when they have traveled half way around the world to rescue you.

50 Telling May "Instead of training this morning I pretended to be a dragon because you weren't here and Coulson was busy doing paperback even though you asked him to supervise my training while you weren't here" is why Coulson will spend 3 days glaring at you because May keeps glaring at him.

51 You will be banned from having anything with Caffeine in if you act like a hyper child.