82 You will not tell Coulson the reason you follow every instruction May gives you is because she scares you more than he does.
83 Yelling "I'm running away to live on the moon" will be the reason why you're treated like a child and you will no longer be able to do anything awesome until you prove you can act like an adult.
- Pretending you're a tiger does not prove you can act like an adult.
- Nor does threatening to tell Thor about this.
-Thor doesn't care.
84 Diving onto the floor, grabbing hold of Thor's ankle and screaming "After everything I've done for you how can you not care about my problem" is a bad idea.
85 The world isn't going to end if you don't have marshmallows with your hot chocolate.
86 You will not make everyone watch Mulan non stop.
-Even if it a really awesome film.
87 Not allowed to talk in riddles for a week.
88 Nick Fury did not break into the playground and spray paint the words "The Easter Bunny Is Out to Get Me!"
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Things Agents of Shield are Not Allowed to Do
De TodoThe things agents of shield have done and will probably continue to do. Robotic Monkeys, The Avengers, Coulson is awesome.
