76 No one believes a thousand balloons filled with mustard and mayo will be needed to save the world until it's actually needed.
77 Not allowed to create a deaging serum.
-No putting the serum into people's drinks.
- Stop deaging people.
-Yes the people you used it on were adorable as children, but when they're turned back to adults they will hurt you.
78 If you don't know what something does don't touch it.
79 Coulson is and will forever remain awesome anyone who doubts that is either evil or an idiot.
80 You cannot get the Avengers to help you plan to get Coulson and May together.
- Operation Lets Make Philinda Happen is not to be planned while you're supposed to be working.
81 If you whine enough, you will be able to convince everyone to watch Doctor Who with you.
- Fitz and Simmons will agree to watch Doctor Who with you right away.
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Things Agents of Shield are Not Allowed to Do
RandomThe things agents of shield have done and will probably continue to do. Robotic Monkeys, The Avengers, Coulson is awesome.
