Things Agents of Shield are Not Allowed to Do

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95 Refusing to do anything until people acknowledge that your imaginary friend has feelings is banned.

96 You will not write fanfiction about members of Shield, the Avengers or very disturbing stories about members of Hydra.

-Things were read that can never be unread or forgotten, trust me several people have tried to erase it from their minds.

97 You will not make up words.

98 Just because you claim to be a ninja it doesn't make it true.

99 Stop selling items that belong to the Avengers and saying "But I'm doing it fund shield"

100 Coulson is director of Shield, Coulson is brilliant and he always be no matter some people say.

101 If you see someone smashing the car of their lying cheating boyfriend or girlfriend's car you are not to help them smash.

102 Offending at least one person from every country is not a positive life goal.

103 All the worlds problems wouldn't be solved if you were made ruler of the world.

104 Don't ever get in a prank war with May.

105 No one wants to know why you and Tony Stark was wearing a Loki mask an dressed up in pink dresses even they do Coulson has strictly forbidden you from talking about it ever.