Things Agents of Shield are Not Allowed to Do

37-45

37 You will not pout because you're not allowed to build a robotic dragon.

38 Not allowed to punch people because you think they're looking at Fitz funny and he's totally awesome so they deserve to be punched.

39 The question "Why can't we ever just meet anybody who wants to give everyone candy and cookies instead of being power hungry psycho's" is a very good question.

40 " I only came with the idea, planned everything out and made Jemma help me so I fail to see how this is my fault?" Is not the correct or smart thing to say to an annoyed Melinda May.

41 The moon is not made of cheese and yes, that can be proved.

42 Shouting "Kiss" every time Coulson and May walk in the room will annoy them.

43 Telling a member of Hydra "The only reason I joined Shield was to destroy members of Hydra" is not a wise thing to say.

44 Not allowed to cheer on May on while she's beating up the bad guy.

- She appreciates it even though she won't admit, but it alerts more bad guys to our presence.

45 If you see blue alien goo do not touch it and do not throw it at other people.