52 The solution to everything is not screaming, get May to beat someone up and then eat ice cream.
- Okay sometimes it is.
53 Not allowed to do anything that requires Coulson having to pay off the Mafia to get you out trouble.
54 Coulson will bring up the "Mafia Incident" all the time.
55 Stealing the Bus because you were bored and Fitz was working and wouldn't watch Doctor Who with you is a big no-no.
56 Stop playing Matchmaker.
57 Nick Fury will not tell you all of his secrets in exchange for a puppy.
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Things Agents of Shield are Not Allowed to Do
RandomThe things agents of shield have done and will probably continue to do. Robotic Monkeys, The Avengers, Coulson is awesome.
