106 Wasting shield money to build a statue of a giant duck is frowned upon.
107 Not allowed to have food fights.
108 Not allowed to flood the Playground and fill it with goldfish.
109 We don't a "This Many Days Since Someone Tried to Kill Us" sign.110 Stop saying "You're really mean" every time someone stops you doing something incredibly stupid.
- Yes getting into a drinking contest with Thor is stupid.
111 Stop saying "Just admit it, I'm your favourite" too Coulson.
112 Not allowed to replace anyone weapons with bananas.113 Not allowed to whine that Couslon will do anything for Skye yet he won't help you become ruler of the world.
114 Not allowed to beg Thor to send Andrew Garner to Asgard because he's getting in the way of Philinda.
115 No reading from the very gruesome list of things you plan to do to Grant Ward while people are eating.
116 The reason why we never do anything fun is because every time we try things turn to chaos.
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Things Agents of Shield are Not Allowed to Do
RandomThe things agents of shield have done and will probably continue to do. Robotic Monkeys, The Avengers, Coulson is awesome.