Things Agents of Shield are Not Allowed to Do

123-130

123 Always remember May knows how to make your death look like an accident.

124 Not allowed to bring up how many times shield, its associates or shield or its associates technology has almost caused the end of the world over years.

125 If you walk into a room find two dead bodies, three clowns gagged, Nick Fury, Coulson and May arguing just walk away.

-Actually don't walk away, run away as fast as you can and don't ask questions.

126 No telling a panicked civilian "We are all probably going to die but the good news I won't be alive to explain why we are this situation in the first place".

127 Not allowed to take bets on who can make May want to hurt them first.

128 You can't sue Fitz because he was to busy to watch Doctor who with you.

-You can't sue Coulson because he won't he let use shield funds to build a ice cream mountain.

- No suing anyone. .

129 Not allowed to ignore the previous 128 rules.

130 No screaming Captain America sucks just to get Coulson's attention.