Things Agents of Shield are Not Allowed to Do

65-75

65 Not allowed to stalk the Avengers.

-Because it creeps most of them out and makes them want to hit you.

-Apart from Tony it inflated his already giant ego.

66 Not allowed to use Shield resources to pay back everyone who was mean to you growing up.

67 Not allowed to install a vodka fountain at the playground.

68 Not allowed to get Bruce angry just so he becomes the Hulk and gives you the perfect opportunity to smash things.

- Just because Tony thinks its funny doesn't mean it is.

- If Tony continues to be a bad influence on you then you'll be forbidden from having any contact with him.

69 Why Coulson has mini Avengers action figures is none of your business.

- Don't ever borrow them without asking.

- Never threaten to destroy his Captain America action figure unless you can rebuild a robotic monkey because it will end badly, very badly.

70 You cannot go on strike.

71 When asked "Why is Tony Stark here and naked?" the best reply is the truth that you were playing strip poker not "Tony isn't here, you're going crazy dude".

72 No starting a food fight.

73 Using the argument "If I was a member of Hydra I'd be allowed a Dragon" will convince no one to create you a mythical creature.

74 Its not impressive you can burp the alphabet.

75 You're not Loki love child so stop claiming you are.