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89 You will not give people really stupid codenames.

90 Saying "You can't prove a thing" after everyone has just watched the video evidence of you putting glitter all over Coulson's office is just stupid.

91 You're never going to win a staring contest against May.

92 You will not give random people a dose of reality because they don't want it nor did they ask for it.

93 Annoying people is not accepted as a hobby.

94 Never threaten May with "I'll tell your mother" because this will only ever end with you in pain.

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