groupchat: not friends but with benefits
2.23 am
nana: okay who tf peed on the fucking rim
nana: u lazy ass mfs better start aiming before i chop off all ur dicks
terushima: okay yeah who's nasty ahhh
iwaizumi: ain't no one is gonna admit it after saying that
nana: gonna chop off bokuto's first
bokuto: i didn't even say anything wth😭
rin: where even r you bro
rin: ur the only one not home
bokuto: annnnnnd why do u care
rin: DAMN CAN A BITCH NOT ASK
rin: YKW FUCK U I HOPE U FALL IN A DITCH
bokuto started sharing his location with the chat
bokuto: does this make u feel better 💀
rin: ....
rin: it did actually thanks daddy
iwaizumi: why tf we all awake
rin: not oikawa bro is dead asleep
terushima: push him off the bed u won't
rin: unless u want me in ur bed, i unfortunately cannot because he might beat my ass
kuroo: r u saying if you and oikawa fought, you would lose? 😭
rin: if it's against a sleep deprived angry oikawa, yes
nana: can yall fight in the living room then i need entertainment
rin: KYS
nana: I WILL
iwaizumi: bokuto r u out getting bitches why r you in the middle of no where
bokuto: i'm quite literally at a ramen place rn🤨
terushima: alone????
bokuto: yes????
nana: oooo don't get kidnapped babe💗💗💗
kuroo: bro is 6'2 built like he can move mountains he's not getting kidnapped anytime soon 💀
bokuto: fr IMMA do the kidnapping
iwaizumi: oh that's not!
rin: you going to JAIL.
nana: also just a lil psa!
nana: please let the house know if you're going to be hooking up with someone so we don't accidentally come home while ur in the middle of doing the NASTY🔥‼️💞
kuroo: who is hooking up with ppl in this house bruh
terushima: I WONDER WHO... 🤨
nana: not directed to anyone specifically 🤞
nana: @rin @kuroo
iwaizumi: HELP OH NAH
bokuto: THE @ IS CRAZY????
rin: ugh can i not have hobbies ?????
nana: not in dis household no
rin: LAME ‼️😒
kuroo: fr who else is gon match my FREAK
terushima: ur roommate????
iwaizumi: HUHHHHHHHH
iwaizumi: OH NAH🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️
iwaizumi: bro kuroo ask if we can hold toes every night before we go to sleep
bokuto: HE DOES WHAT 😭😭
nana: omg just heard a loud ahhh bang from their room
nana: who's beating who up
kuroo: ugh naur it was just iwaizumi giving me a smooch
iwaizumi: TERUSHIMA LET ME SLEEP IN UR ROOM PLEASEEEEE
terushima: YESS DADDY😻
rin: u a lil TOO excited...
nana: who wouldn't be for iwaizumi (alpha sigma male of tokyo academy) (18) hajime
iwaizumi: ...
iwaizumi: oh nah i'm out
iwaizumi: sick of u gay mfs 😒
terushima: nooo not ur homophobic era😭😭💔💔
nana: @bokuto when r u coming home
bokuto: in like 10 minutes
nana: can u pick up some snacks on the way plz 😻
bokuto: okay
rin: fatty
nana: ????
nana: THATS BOLD COMING FROM U....
terushima: oh nah nana ab to pull out the ed😭
rin: ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION HELLOOOO
kuroo: IM CRYING
iwaizumi: FIGHT BACK RIN??? 😭😭
rin: she ain't gonna like it when i mention her chronic insomnia 🔥🔥🔥
nana: KILL YOURSELF
bokuto: oh my god😭
kuroo: yall r crazy
rin: [video attached]
rin: dis bitch is snoring so loud oh my godddd
rin: IMMA GO CRAZY
iwaizumi: WHY IS THE CAMERA LIKE INCHES AWAY FROM HIS FACE FULL FLASH ON😭😭
terushima: how did he not wake up from that
rin: BRO OIKAWA IS SUCH A DEEP SLEEPER
nana: @bokuto CAN U HURRY UP AND COME HOME???
bokuto: IM LITERALLY AT THE FRONT GATE OMFG.
terushima: OMG DADDYS HOME
nana: omg i can finally sleep😻
nana: goodnight!
bokuto: dawg was rushing me to get home and then just goes to sleep hello
bokuto: do u even care ab me😒
kuroo: she might not but i will 😻🙏
bokuto: HELLOOOO
iwaizumi: ouuu yall r NAWT seeing the pearly white gates....
rin: u aren't either 😭
iwaizumi: DIDNT ASK 😒
rin: nooo daddy please don't hate me ☹️
rin: OMG OIKAWA WOKE UP
oikawa: why tf r yall role playing in the gc....
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ik dis not the ideal chapter after not updating since last october of 2023 but guys PLEASE TAKE IT
will be writing an actual chapter soon i promise
just finished my last final and im am a free women lord
anyways enjoy 😋
- pudding xx.
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