Mystery gets home, well...what she calls home, most others would call it hell
"Good, he's not home yet" Mystery doesn't see any cars outside
She goes inside
"Mrow?" The cat looks around
"Yeah, this is my humble abode" Mystery sits the cat on the counter
She starts taking her clothes off
"Oh god, it feels so much better" Mystery moans, taking off her sweat-covered clothes
She gets to her hood and lowers it, revealing a full shining red mane
"Feels so much more comfortable" Flake gathers up all her clothes and starts walking upstairs
The cat walks carefully along the counter
"I really should wash this stuff" Flake tosses the clothes under her bed, adding the pile of crap already under there
She puts new, more comfortable clothes on
"That's so much better" Flake stretches, walking back downstairs
The cat stares at her, sitting down
"Now I can finally make some time for you" Flake pets the cat
"T-Meow" The cat smiles...smiles?
"What was...whatever, let's see what I can scrounge up to help you out" Flake starts walking around the house, looking for anything that can make some sort of cast, mainly in cabinets
"F*cking close" The cat sighs
"Hello?" Flake looks up
"Meow" The cat walks towards Flake, still limping
"...I'm losing my d*mn mind" Flake scrounges up some small metal bars, fabric, and tape
The cat looks around
"Alright, don't worry, here's some fish, don't freak out, you can eat this while I make a cast for your leg, okay?" Flake puts some fish on a plate
"Yeah, sure that's-" The cat says, realizing what it said
Flake stares at the cat, rubbing her eyes
"Did you just talk?" Flake asks
"You're dreaming, you're tired, get some rest" The cat rubs up against Flake
"...Then how come I can feel you?" Flake asks
"Beca-... Your subconscious is screwing with you, I'm not even a real cat, oooooooh" The cat waves it's paws around
"You know what, I have a talking robot friend, I've seen weirder sh*t" Flake shakes her head
"OKAY, FINE, you're not dreaming, I wish I was though" The cat sighs
"Why?" Flake starts making a cast around the cat's arm
"I'm a f*cking cat again, why would I be enjoying this?" The cat asks
"Again?" Flake asks
"Yeah, again, I don't even know how the hell I'm alive" The cat shakes its head
"What's your name?" Flake asks
"Yami" The cat answers
"That's a cute name...it means something in uhhh...Mexican?" Flake asks
"My friends said it was darkness in Japanese, so you weren't too far off the mark" Yami laughs a bit
"Well, Yami, after I get this cast on you, you've gotta leave, alright?" Flake says
"I got the message before" Yami nods
"Okay, good" Flake gets the cast all made and done
"Thanks, I've got one question though" Yami stares up at Flake
"What's up?" Flake washes her hands
"Why'd you help me?" Yami asks
"It's good to help people, just a natural impulse, I guess" Flake explains
"Thanks a lot, I guess" Yami looks away
The door gets banged on so hard it nearly goes off the handle
"Go, run out, fast" Flake pushes Yami away
"OPEN UP ALREADY" A man on the other side yells
Yami runs as quickly as someone with a broken leg can
"Oh, sorry I could-" Flake opens the door
"Be faster next time, please" The man shoves Flake past, huffing and puffing
"Yeah, of course, I will be" Flake shuts the door
"You make anything to eat?" The man asks
"Not this time, sorry" Flake shakes her head
"And I was really looking forward to it too" The man sighs
"I can still make some beans, if that's okay" Flake opens the pantry door
"I really could've gone for some of your homemade bread, that stuff hits the spot" The man laughs
"Then I can make some-" Flake starts to say
"No, It's fine, I don't want it anymore" The man shakes his head
Flake looks down
"You know how you could make it up to me though?" The man asks
"How can I?" Flake asks
"Maybe a little of 'tennis'" The man smiles
"...Yeah, we can do that" Flake reluctantly agrees
"I'll see you upstairs babe, love you" The man kisses Flake
"Love you too" Flake watches at the man goes upstairs quickly
"Man, he sucks at that" Yami stares at the steps
"Why are you back in here? I told you to leave!" Flake whisper-yells
"What's the a**hole's name?" Yami asks
"He's not an a**hole, and his name is Rich" Flake answers
"B*tch, got it" Yami rolls her eyes
"I've gotta get upstairs or-" Flake starts to say
"ARE YOU COMING OR NOT, BABE?" Rich yells
"YEAH, I JUST TRIPPED, SILLY ME" Flake answers
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH" Rich gets madder by the minute
"Heh, what would happen if a certain little cat got in the way of the peepee and accidentally bit off a weenie?" Yami smiles mischievously
"Don't do it, please" Flake runs up the stairs
"...I promise nothing" Yami follows upstairs
"OH YEAH, THERE WE GO" Rich grunts
Yami peeps her head around the doorway
"OH, DADDY" Flake moans
"DIsgusting" Yami murmurs
She backs up against the wall, putting her hind legs on the wall and cocking them back
Flake and Rich continue to sex
Yami shoots off like a cannon under the bed
"OHHHH, OHH GOD" Flake groans
"DOGGY STYLE" Rich shouts
He thrusts his pelvis out just a little too far...
"TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING" Yami jumps up and gets a little snack
Rich stares for a second
He slowly looks down
"AH, SH*T, MOTHERF*CKER, MY PENIS, MY PENIS, IT'S GONE" Rich cries in pain
"OH MY F*CK, ARE YOU OKAY?" Flake turns around to Rich
"WHERE'D THAT F*CKING CAT GO, I DIDN'T SPEND 4 YEARS IN THE ARMY TO HAVE A CAT TAKE OFF MY PENIS IN ONE BITE" Rich hold on to his nuts while running around, looking for Yami
"I REGRET NOTHING, B*TCH" Yami drops the pecker, running around the house
"I'M GONNA MAKE SURE WE EAT LIKE THE ASIANS TONIGHT" Rich yells, trying to block out the pain
"RICH, NO, DON'T HURT HER" Flake runs downstairs
"RICH THE B*TCH, RICH THE B*TCH, RICH THE B*TCH, HAHAHAHAHAAAA" Yami laughs
"STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU" Rich yells
"RICH, JUST STOP" Flake runs in between Yami and Rich
"Get out of my way, now" Rich commands
"Yami, run, I'll be fine" Flake looks at Yami
"...I'll pay you back, I swear" Yami runs out through the door
"YOU JUST LET THE D*MNED ANIMAL GO" Rich shouts
"I'm-" Flake starts to say
"DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORK TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD? DO YOU KNOW?" Rich slaps Flake
"I-I-'m s-" Flake tries to communicate
"YOU SIT AROUND THE HOUSE ON YOUR LAZY A** AND LEAVE ME TO DO ALL THE F*CKING WORK, YOU BARELY MAKE ME FOOD, YOU DON'T DO JACK SH*T FOR ME" Rich punches her to the ground
"I'll-I'll try harder next t-" Flake lets a tear slide out
"NO, YOU TOOK THE SIDE OF A F*CKING CAT COMPARED TO MINE, YOU DUMB F*CK, YOU KNOW WHAT, HOW ABOUT I QUIT MY WORK AND MAKE YOU DO ALL OF THiS SH*T, YOU'D CHANGE YOUR MIND REAL QUICK IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO HELP A CAT OR ME" Rich kicks Flake right in the stomach
"NGH" Flake grimaces in pain
"YOU'RE A WORTHLESS F*CKING WOMAN, NO WONDER YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T WANT YOU" Rich gets a knife from the drawer
"P-Please, not ag-" Flake starts to say
"TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF" Rich shouts
"Rich, please no" Flake starts crying
"DO IT OR ELSE I'LL DO IT AND YOU GET TWO" Rich warns
"P-Put the-the-the-" Flake stammers in fear
"FINE, D*MMIT" Rich picks up Flake by the collar and shoves her into a chair
"AGH" Flake shouts
Rich pulls Flake's shirt up violently
Flake screams as a knife digs into her back
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Chaos In a Nutshell: Fresh-ish Start
FanfictionWe've got new people, new crap, new everything, almost everything. If you're new to this series, this is a good book to start on...even if it is 100 chapters long. Still, Yami comes back on a main search and rescue of her friend, Troy. Flake and her...
