Chaos In a Nutshell: Fresh-ish Start

13. Flashes

"HOLD ON TO YOUR C*CKS" Yami yells, mud and dirt kicking up all around, gunshots and explosions filling the sound around

"I HAVEN'T HAD A THRILL LIKE THIS SINCE D-DAY" Troy laughs, firing a machine gun from the window

"I'LL BLOW THEM ALL TO KINGDOM COME, HELL I'M READY TO COME" Deadpool fires off Rocket launchers from another window

"GOING THROUGH A WALL" Yami yells

The car crashes through a building, still driving on

"THANKS FOR THE WARNING" Deadpool re-attaches his hand

Doomguy fires off guns on guns on guns

"JUST KEEP GOING UNTIL WE GET TO THE HOSPITAL" Troy yells

"IF WE'RE GONNA GET THERE IN TIME I'LL NEED TO KICK THIS THING INTO NITRO, WE READY?" Yami asks

"SURE, WHY NOT" Troy sits down

"AM I GONNA HAVE TO KEEP MY INSIDES IN OR ARE WE GOOD?" Deadpool asks

"I DON'T KNOW" Yami laughs, crazily

Doomguy fires off one last shot and sits down

"YOU THINK THEY'RE DOING ALRIGHT?" Troy asks

"I HOPE THEY ARE" Deadpool answers

Doomguy sits in silence, as usual

"HERE WE F*CKING GO" Yami holds down the horn 

The car blasts off quicker than the DeLorean

"I CAN'T TACH MA LIS" Deadpool yells

The car screeches and I mean SCREECHES to a halt

Troy, Deadpool, and Yami all breathe heavily

"That" Yami coughs

"Was" Deadpool wheezes

"AWESOME" Troy yells

Doomguy gets out of the car

"HEY, WE GOT HERE AS QUICK AS WE COULD, IS SHE OKAY?" Troy yells, getting to the trunk with Doomguy

"Yeah, she's fine for now, false alarm" Petra sits at the front of a hospital and starts to get up

"Alright, that's great, good" Troy pops the trunk open

Doomguy and Troy grab bags, cases, and containers full of crap

"Are you...okay?" Petra asks, watching Yami get out of the car

"I'm doing absolutely f#cking phenomenal, how's your day filled with no bullets or near-death been?" Yami asks, slamming the car door

"I'm sorry you woke up on the wrong side of bed" Petra laughs

"These dumba$$es didn't wanna get any supplies at the big stronghold they've got down in Long Beach and they wanted a "quicker way to get home" and all that f*cking-I'm just p*ssed off" Yami starts walking

"Hey, we heard she was having the baby, we needed to get here quick, alright?" Troy asks

"YEAH, WE COULD'VE BEATEN THE SH*T OUT OF THE PLACE AND GOTTEN A CRAP TON OF SH*T FOR EVERYONE BUT NO, WE'VE GOTTA GET BACK QUICK, FAST, "DON'T DRIVE LIKE RAMBO, YAMI" I DROVE LIKE THAT BECAUSE I WAS THAT TICKED OFF WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF THAT LOOT, HELL, THE GUYS WERE ALREADY DEAD" Yami shouts

"Cool down, we can get it later, right now we need to-" Troy tries talking

"We need to focus on surviving now, and your main character complex isn't gonna get us anywhere, I could've easily avoided getting shot and scarred i-" Yami starts

"Yami, either you listen to me or you can go and fend for your own, this is all we've got, and until we die, it'll be like this for a while, at least you guys get to experience the sweet release of death and not have to deal with what goes on in the past-present- and future, I've gotta worry about that and try to save as many people as I can because I've got a good heart, I don't know where your heart lies, but it better be with us, without us, you're dead in the water, no Sasuke, no mommy, and sure as hell no daddy, not even a body-guard like Doomguy, so stop whining and do your f*cking job" Troy scolds her

"I'm not afraid of you, you're no better than me, I'm no better than you, even if I have to look up to you and your golden heart, I'll say how I feel, alright, I don't give a sh*t if you've gotta live longer than me, hell, I wish I was dead right now but guess what, I'm still here suffering, so go ahead send me out, maybe I'll get to see Sasuke again, maybe even mom and meet my dad, al-alright, b!tch?" Yami's eyes water

"I'm sorry" Troy sighs

Yami sighs

"I am too" Yami rubs her eyes

"Truce?" Troy asks

"Truce" Yami smiles

"Let's go check on the woman of the hour" Troy walks into the hospital