More people armed with guns flood the place
Shooting echos out through the air
"HOLY SH*T" Mar yells
"DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?" Kyron asks
"HAD A BAD FEELING" Bartender explains
"WHERE THE HELL IS IT?" A shooter yells
"Guys, just stay behind here, alright, keep your head low, alright?" Bartender asks
"Oh yeah, I had the plan to look over the counter and get shot in the head" Carry nods
Bartender jumps over the counter
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Kyron yells, peeking over the counter
"'AY, B*TCH, YOU RU-" A shooter starts to say
Bartender kicks the shooter in the knee, dropping him
"AH SH-" The shooter gets shot in the head by his own gun
Like I said, there are still others, and soon to be more...why do they wanna be in there so badly?
Bartender shoots a...shooter in the head, midair while jumping behind a table
"HOLY SH*T" Putty shouts
Bartender blind fires one of them through the chest
He gets up and kicks a chair into another
Bartender catches the gun the shooter had, dual-wielding
"THERE'S MORE OF US THAN YOU, YOU GOT THAT?" A shooter yells
The attackers surround him and the bartender just...lets them, a smirk washing over his face
"YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE, YOU BETTER KNOW THAT" Another shooter yells
"I tell you, I missed this" Bartender chuckles
"DROP THE GUNS" A shooter with an M4 commands
Bartender surveys the area
"This is for you, Reap" Bartender points one gun to the sky
"Reap?" Mar asks
Bartender shoots to his sides
He rapidly fires into shooters, dropping them down
Bartender rushes into one of them, slinging him through a wall
Bartender does a quick spin, regaining traction and firing at more targets
It seems like bullets are unable to hit him and if they are, they're just not phasing him
He throws his guns at the last two people, managing to fire them off even without his finger on the trigger
"That was a nice change of pace from getting people drunk" Bartender smiles, walking back to the counter and dusting off his shoulder
"WHAT THE F*CK DID I JUST WITNESS?" Kyron asks
"You said your name was Kyron before?" Bartender asks
"YEAH?" Kyron jumps over the desk
"Carry, Putty, Mar, good to meet you" Bartender smiles
"Did we ever tell him our names?" Carry whispers
"I don't think so" Putty answers
"So where you guys wanna head next?" Bartender sits down, drinking from a broken bottle
"I'm going back home, I don't know what they're doing" Kyron shakes his head
"Alright, let's go" Bartender walks to the door
"What" Mar stares
"Actually..." Bartender starts picking up guns
"What the hell are you doing now?" Carry asks
"I'm gonna merge these together, why?" Bartender asks
"Okay, just who the hell are you?" Kyron edges closer to Bartender
"If I told you, you wouldn't believe me" Bartender explains, walking back to the door with a crap ton of guns in his arms
"Go ahead, I can't believe I'm watching this sober" Carry tries getting over the counter again
"Alright, hi, my name's Troy, I came from heaven with a few of my buddies because we had a feeling that there was gonna be hell on Earth soon enough and there would be another big baddie about to kill us all, we went from Blackhole, to Kratos and Muzan, then the Devil and Granny, and finally a god from another dimension named Exodus" Bartender turns around
"You're f*cking kidding me, right?" Putty asks
"Nope, told you" Bartender turns back around
"I believe you" Kyron chimes in
"C'mon, Kyron, listen to him, he's just a crackhead from Las Vegas, nothing more" Carry says
"HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I GREW UP BECAUSE EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHERE I GREW UP" Bartender yells
"Well, I don't give a sh*t, I believe him" Kyron shrugs
"Okay, let's say that you are a 'god killer' prove it" Carry rolls her eyes
"...Alright" Troy appears behind the counter with all the guns and he spreads them out
Putty stares at him, no blinking, no nothing
Troy starts rapidly taking guns apart and arranging them
He very quickly uses all the guns to convert it into this fustercluck of an assault rifle, or maybe a cannon...flamethrower? RP-...it's a thing that can fire projectiles, that's all I know
"What in the hell is that?" Kyron asks
Mar, Carry, and Putty are still trying to process Troy teleporting
"One of my newest guns, the hooker" Troy holds up the mismatch with one hand
"What the-but why?" Kyron asks
"Does it have a cooch?" Putty asks
Carry slaps Putty on the back of the head
"Here, just watch" Troy closes his eyes, points in a direction, and fires the gun
A hook on a chain gushes out of the concoction, how-how the hell is it on fire?
"GET OVER HERE" Troy pulls the gun back quickly
On the end of the fire hook, there's a tree
"TIMBER BABY" He yells
The tree crashes into the building
"OH SH*T" Mar covers his head
Carry screams
"See you soon, god" Putty salutes
Kyron runs at the tree
Troy jumps at the tree, holding it with one hand...while in midair
Carry stares at Troy, just...stunned
"Believe me now?" Troy asks
"And if I say no?" Mar asks
"Then, I'll f*cking do it again" Troy appears behind Mar
Mar stares, petrified
"Alright, let's go home and take a shot, I'm bored" Troy picks up his gun, putting it on his back
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Chaos In a Nutshell: Fresh-ish Start
FanfictionWe've got new people, new crap, new everything, almost everything. If you're new to this series, this is a good book to start on...even if it is 100 chapters long. Still, Yami comes back on a main search and rescue of her friend, Troy. Flake and her...
