Chaos In a Nutshell: Fresh-ish Start

11. A good cook

Troy gets up

He stretches around

"I've got no clue what to do" Troy yawns

He stares at the ground

"They probably don't want me around, it was just a one-night thing, anyway" Troy starts walking away

"HEY, BIG MAN, YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?" Putty comes out 

"I'M GOOD, THANKS" Troy answers

"Where you headed?" Putty runs beside him

"I was gonna go look for my friend" Troy explains

"You're gonna leave already? We kinda wanted you to stay, Carry wants to learn how you fought, Kyron actually likes you, Mar wants to know where you grew up, and I just want a hulking giant of a friend, even roommate" Putty chatters off

"You really want me to stay?" Troy asks

"Yeah, of course" Putty nods

"I just wanna warn you, wherever I am, I usually bring chaos of some sort, whether it be god-eaters or something, no matter where I am I don't get rest, and neither do-" Troy starts to say

"Yeah, yeah, just get in the house" Putty takes Troy's hand

"Can't say I didn't try to warn you" Troy laughs a little, getting in the house

"You want anything to eat?" Putty asks

"No, no, I don't eat" Troy shakes his head

Putty takes a second to process that

"So if I used a log as a dildo, how long would the e-" Carry turns around from making something and stares at Troy

"Go ahead, finish it" Troy nods, trying his best to not laugh

Carry puts her head down and walks to the couch

"Probably like-" Putty starts to say

"SHUT UP" Carry stares at her phone

Kyron watches the tv, Full house

"So, what kinda food did you make, it looks amazing" Troy stares at the kitchen counter

"...Made some Palimusu" Carry says quietly

"Some pally what?" Troy asks

"Palimusu, you never had it before?" Mar asks

"I've been dead 600 years, I've been up in the skies with a 21-year-old chick talking about random crap, I don't know what palimusu is" Troy explains

"It's pretty good" Kyron compliments

"But what is it?" Troy asks

"Okay, you know Hot pockets, right?" Mar asks

"Yeah?" Troy stares

"It's like a hot-pocket cake, low in carbs and calories, just one piece is under 20 calories, and one piece is pretty big" Mar explains

"Holy hell that sounds amazing" Troy stares at the counter, his mouth slobbering

"I don't make it too good" Carry murmurs

"I'll try it and prove you wrong" Troy cuts a piece of the Palimusu 

"I thought you didn't eat?" Putty asks

"I don't need food, I don't need sleep, if you can't already tell, I'm a very confusing person" Troy grabs a plate full

Carry clenches her buttocks, preparing for anything Troy has to criticize with

"My god..." Troy takes a bite

"Go ahead and say it" Carry sighs

"This is the best f*cking thing I've ever eaten, who invented this, I gotta shake their hand, holy f-THE AFTER TASTE IS SO D*MN GOOD, IF YOU'RE A BAD COOK I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT A GOOD ONE WOULD BE, YOU'RE BETTER THAN RAMSEY" Troy yells

Carry blushes, looking away

"I'M SERIOUS, HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED THIS? GOD, WOW" Troy laughs

"It's not that good, I barely-" Carry starts

Troy shoves the piece down his throat

"You're a god at cooking, how do you do it? I burn toast and you come up with this, wow" Troy sits beside Carry

"She actually invented it" Kyron chimes in

"PLEASE, PLEASE, TELL ME HOW TO COOK, I BEG OF THEE" Troy gets on his knees

"UH-WHAT-WHAT DO-HUH?" Carry yells

"I'LL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING, PLEASE" Troy shouts

"STOP KISSING MY FEET, WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?" Carry yells

"DO YOU WANT MY BLOOD? I'LL STEAL A BANK JUST SO YOU'D TEACH ME, PLEA-HE-HEASE" Troy begs, bowing to her