"You think she'll be alright?" Flake asks
"I'm sure she will" Metal laughs
"We doing this every loop?" Lite asks
"Probably not" Jason shakes his head
Lite leads the group, getting them to Hades' throne
"Oh, Ohhh, Aphrodite, keep doing it" A robot sits on a couch, facing away from the door, jacking off
"...So robots have d!cks...Oh dear god" Clara stares
Jason peeks over his shoulder staring at the laptop and the bulge in his pants only gets bigger
Music plays from the laptop
"Hey, whatcha up to?" Metal puts his hand on Hades' shoulder
"Oh, you've gotta see Aphrodite pole dance, it's-it's a talen-" Hades jumps, staring at Metal
"Hey, Unc" Metal waves
"...Metal?" Hades stares
"Oh, oh wow" Jason continues staring at the laptop, his mouth-watering
Clara pounds her palm against his head
"HE'S YOUR UNCLE?" Flake yells
"This might be easier than I thought" Lexia's eyebrows raise
"When-how-does your dad know you're here?" Hades asks
"I'm surprised you remember me" Metal laughs
"What happened to your head?" Hades asks
"Surgery-I'll tell you about it later, I need a favor from you, I know it's su-" Metal starts
"Anything, dating advice, money-is that Lite?" Hades points at Lite
"Hey, Mr...sir" Lite awkwardly waves
"Didn't you employ her to work for you?" Metal asks
"I guess" Hades shrugs
"Anyway, my home got invaded by this guy named Ultimas, he's the same guy who invaded this place and put his goons here, I was hoping you'd help us out" Metal explains
"I...wish I could, man, but I'm racking my brain trying to get rid of them, anyway, if they die then they'll come back because of the loop, so I don't know how to get them the f*ck out of here, if you can figure out how to get them out of here, yeah, I'll give you all the help you need-of course if Posiden and Athena wanna help too" Hades insists
"I've got an idea" Yami states, her body covered in blood
"Yami?" Flake turns to her
"Wassup" Yami puts up a peace sign
"Oooh, when'd you get here? You're new-what's your idea-sorry, still horny from-anyway, your plan?" Hades asks, getting off the couch
"The parselon, they'll all be there, probably, and we can trap them there, then get them to a new planet through a portal, and let them die there, or we kill them, I've got a planet in mind anyway" Yami explains
"Portals?" Hades asks
"Yeah, how'd you think we got here?" Yami asks
"...A rocket-ship" Hades slowly looks around
"So, we get Ultimas' goons out of here, get the gods on our side, then you'll help us?" Yami asks
"Hell yeah, if Metal likes you, I do too" Hades grins
"This was a helluva lot easier than I thought it'd be" Alayna stares in shock
"We've only got a third of the battle, we still need Posiden and Athena" Yami reminds
"Hey, I just remembered, you know that key you had?" Metal asks
"Yeah, what about it?" Hades asks
"Can we...have it?" Metal asks
"I don't need it, here" Hades gives Metal a golden key with a skull on it
"Thanks, I thought that Ultimas brainwashed you guys and you wouldn't be a cool uncle anymore" Metal shakes his head
"F#ck him, family over...f#ckers...that sounded better in my head" Hades nods
"You don't know how much you're helping us with this, thank you" Metal laughs
"Yeah, hey, if you don't mind, could you stay for a bit?" Hades asks
"I'm sorry, but-" Metal starts
"Yeah, he can" Yami chimes in
Metal glances over at Yami
Yami smiles, nodding
Metal nods back
"You sure we don't need him for the rest of this?" Alex asks
"It's his uncle, let him cut loose" Yami shrugs
"Yami, hey, catch" Metal tosses the key to her
"Thanks, have fun, you two" Yami waves, starting to leave the castle
"See you later, Metal" Flake smiles, following Yami
"I wanted to see more stripperrs" Jason groans
"You want me to take my clothes off right now?" Alex asks
"On second thought, I'm good" Jason leaves
"Nice one" Clara pats Alex on the back
"See you soon" Lite blows Metal a kiss
Metal chuckles, watching them leave
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Chaos In a Nutshell: Fresh-ish Start
FanfictionWe've got new people, new crap, new everything, almost everything. If you're new to this series, this is a good book to start on...even if it is 100 chapters long. Still, Yami comes back on a main search and rescue of her friend, Troy. Flake and her...
