【Ｍｅｓｓａｇｅｓ ＡＵ】- Reddie

20 - We're back bitch!

losers group chat 🎈

Beaverly: Oh my god did you see Richie's instaaa 

stantheman: No? 

b- b- b- billy: ffs Stan! 

stantheman: Why is my own boyfriend attacking me- 

NewKid: Even I saw it 

stantheman: who tf are you- 

NewKid: It's Ben Hanscom 

stantheman: Oh- 

Beaverly: ANY WAY! Ignoring stan's dumbass 

stantheman: Shut up Bev 

Beaverly: @trashmouth is Reddie alive again!?!?!?! 

trashmouth: See for urself 

trashmouth: 

Beaverly: YES REDDIE! 

stantheman: He looks dead inside lmfao- 

trashmouth: call my precious baby boy dead again and I'll eat ur fucking curtains! 

stantheman: What TF- 

Beaverly: shitting bricks- 

NewKid: JhgvhjbugyfghjUGH

stantheman: Richie did you just threaten to eat my curtains... 

Eddie-spaghetti: Lmao I love my boyfriend's chaotic energy 

stantheman: I don't 

trashmouth: fight me stan! 

b- b- b- billy: You'll have to go through me first! 

stantheman: Bill ily but your weaker than Eddie- 

Eddie-spaghetti: HAH! 

trashmouth: Get it bby 

b- b- b- billy: rude 

NewKid: I'm reddie to leave- 

trashmouth: I- 

Eddie-spaghetti: I-

Beavarly: PAHAHAHHA YOU DIDN'T-

NewKid: Oh I DID 

trashmouth: I made Bev a shirt 

trashmouth: 

Beaverly: *gasp* YES! YES YES! 

stantheman: Oh my god- 

Spaghetti-Head: Lmao 

B- B- B- Billy: lemme make stan one 

stantheman: Oh no- 

b- b- b- billy: 

stantheman: no❤

trashmouth: Hah so true! 

stantheman: Ig ill make one for u then Richie

trashmouth: shit. 

stantheman: 

Eddie-spaghetti: LMFAO STOP IM WHEEZING-

trashmouth: don't push me, Stanley! 🔪

NewKid: this chat is so chaotic I can't- 

Beaverly: reddie to Kermit suicide 

trashmouth: wow 2 in 1- 

Eddie-spaghetti: Richie you should tell them you told me btw 

Beaverly: RICHIE IT WAS A SUPRISE! 

trashmouth: how did yk- ALSO IM SORRY 

b- b- b- billy: tbf Eddie thought Richie was cheating on him 

Eddie-spaghetti: My bad 

Beaverly: you're gonna love your bday party Eddie! 

Eddie-spaghetti: thank you for even doing it 

trashmouth: SO EXCITED FOR UR 18TH 

stantheman: Only because it's legal for you two to fuck once he is 

b- b- b- billy: Beep beep Stan 

trashmouth: NOT TRUE 

Eddie-spaghetti: 3... 2... 1... 

stantheman: ....

trashmouth: Only PARTIALLY 

beaverly: lmfao- 

Eddie-spaghetti: I expected it- 

trashmouth: don't worry Ed's I love u for so much more than your body! I love your hair, your eyes, your personality, your laugh, your smile! 

Eddie-spaghetti: Aww, ily 2 Chee 🥰

Beavarly: cuteness overload! 

NewKid: I think they broke Bev 

stantheman: dumbass 

trashmouth: beep beep Stan 

stantheman: ISTG- 

Eddie-spaghetti: SHIT! my mum woke up, Stan you need to pick up Richie 

stantheman: UGH! Fiiiine 

trashmouth: thank you kind Stanny 

stantheman: Call me stan again, ill pop your kneecaps tozier 

trashmouth: *eats curtains cutely* 

Eddie-spaghetti: RICHIE TURN UR PHONE OFF AND GET UR SHIT

trashmouth: AIGHT sorry Ed's!