Dooriyan diaries

Finding comfort in the new normal

Shaurya-Haan ho gya Rona dhona ab. Chalo chalo baatein karte hai yaa phir game khelte hai.

Alok-Antakshari!

Shaurya-Aap khel rhe ho toh nhi khel sakte Antakshari.

Alok-Itna nhi gata bura.

Devi-Haan Alok. Bohot hi accha gate ho tum. Itna madhur gaate ho ki Arjit Singh give up karde.

Alok-Dekha?

Devi-Isliye kyunki tumhe gana swayam bhagwan bhi nhi sikha sakte toh Arijit Singh kaise sikhayega.

Alok-Gazab bezati kar rhi hai parjayi ji. Ek gana sunata hoon. Tab aap samjhoge.

Yash-Ji nhi dad. Warna sone Jaa rha hoon. Chalo Kanchan.

Tej-Iktha baithe hai raat ko kitne din baad. Uska maza bhi nhi lene dega Alok.

Alok-Arre maine toh kuch kia hi nhi.

Devi-Ab bas Alok. Time waste nhi karna hai bas pass karna hai.

Alok-Parjayi ji not fair. Chalo Gaytri.

Gaytri-Aap hi jaiye.

Tej-Arre yeh chala jayega toh gate se khana kaun layega. Mein soch rha tha kuch mithai order ho jaye.

Shaurya-Kisi khushi mein? Meri Anokhi toh door ho gyi. Ab kya hi khaunga mithai.

Shaan-Haan matlab aisa maan ke chalte hai jab tak iski shadi nhi ho jati tab tak diet pe hai.

Shaurya-Aisa hi samjh lijiye dad.

He makes sad face.

Tej-Khud mat ro. Hume atleast suna apni dukh bhari dastan. Thoda time pass ho jayega. Saari raat hai.

Shaurya-Hhhmm. Suniye. You know usse kitna miss karta hoon. Jab subah uthata hoon toh uske sath aankhen kholna chahta hoon. But woh itni door ho gyi ki Sunday subah ko bhi nhi dikhegi. Uske sath breakfast nhi kar paunga. Aur usko pata nhi kya khane ko milta hai. I hope woh breakfast skip nhi karti. I mean dhoodh I hope peeti hogi woh. I habe heard ladkiyon mein calcium deficiency jaldi start hota hai. Dhoop pe paidal jati hai. Vitamin D ka issue toh nhi hona chahiye. Kyu maa?

Aastha-Shaurya woh bachi hai. 30 years ke upar ho sakta hai. Generally 40 ke upar hota hai. Abhi se yeh sab leke baith gye ho.

Shaurya-Maa karna padta hai. Aap nhi samjhoge. Waise dhoop se yaad aaya I hope chata rakhti ho. Ahmedabad mein dhoop zyada hai naa. Sun stroke naa ho jaye. Pani ka bottle. Oh she always forgets to hydrate. Usko bada bottle pack karne bola tha. But woh bhool gyi.

Yash-Bhaiya raat hai kya sun stroke hoga abhi. Aap bhi naa?

Shaurya-Toh raat mein kya hota hai? Kuch hota hai?

Yash-Humse kya puch rhe hai ho. Aapko pata hoga.

Shaurya-Nhi toh. Kya hota hai.

Aastha-Shaurya tumhari tang kheech rha hai. Tum pagal ho gye ho.

Shaurya-Haan maa. But ab toh health wla part discuss ho gya hai. Ab wapas romantic part pe aata hoon. Toh suniye. Breakfast pe tha naa mein. Toh uske baad uske sath naha nhi paunga. Uske sath film nhi dekh sakta. Aur usko nihar. Khair woh toh video call pe karunga. But paas se nhi hoga naa. Woh itni pyaari lagti hai aapko pata hai. Matlab too good. You know ek dum soft soft hai woh.

Tej-Maine bas aise hi bola. Seriously nhi. Tu toh pura nibandh bol rha hai.

Shaurya-Toh mein kahan tha. Haan soft soft. Matlab aapne uske fingers dekhe kabhi. Itne cute hai. Aur uspe woh ring hai naa aapko pata hai naa.
Aur aapko pata hai jab woh subah aaine mein khud ko dekhti hai woh bindi lagane ke baad. Uske face pe ek confidence hota hai. Aur woh mujhe bohot pasand hai. Aur woh jab humare ghar aati hai woh wait karti hai kab woh mere room aaye. And uska Jo woh pehla hug hota hai. Aisa lagta hai ki puri duniya ki har khushi mujhe mil gyi ho. I love her so much.