Analise
December 8
2:04 pm
"Anaaa you got a delivery" trin yelled as she eventually walked into my room struggling to hold flowers, a bouquet from edible arrangements and two edible arrangements boxes as well. I paused Jane the Virgin and looked confused, yet smiling at the same time
"What is all of thissss?"
"This.. my beautiful and blessed best friend... this is the effort of a MAN that deserves to have his dick sucked, feet rubbed and a child named after him"
I grabbed the flowers and edible arrangement boxes for her while she opened the fruit bouquet and started eating from it
"I have NEVER been so spoiled in my life" I smiled, opening the boxes and saw chocolate covered strawberries in one and a mix of the chocolate covered apples, strawberries and bananas in the other one
"Now THIS is what they mean when they tell these niggas to keep applying pressure even after you get her"
"I need to start making his type of money so I can start spoiling him all the time"
"Girl you got that nigga spoiled in ways money can't even buy" she said while laying on the bed beside me "Dre is happy, he feels protected-"
"Protected?" I cut her off, questioning and she nodded
"I'm serious. You can ask Darius"
"I'm not about to call Darius to ask him no silly ass question like that"
"You ain gotta call him.. BABYDADDY!" She yelled
"How long Darius been here?"
"Since last night. Why you think I'm standing here with a smile on my face? It wasn't because of your fruit"
I laughed and rolled my eyes as Darius walked into the room eating a bowl of cereal
"Wassup lil dre?"
"Analise.."
"Lil Dre.." he repeated while looking at the stuff on the bed "and which one of yo side niggas buying you shit so I can tell my brother and he can come beat both of y'all asses"
"Who says this ain't for me?" Trin asked him and he stopped in the middle of scooping up another spoonful of cereal to look at her
"Cause first of all don't nobody like you cause you rude as hell. And second, you and everybody else ain stupid... well you a lil slow.. but you ain stupid"
"I am not slow" trin frowned
"You still fine so it don't even matter" he tried to switch up and of course her slow ass just started cheesing "but like I was saying.. who did it so me and Dre can beat his ass"
"First of all, this came from Dre"
"Lie again"
"I'm not"
"She's not" trin told him and Darius made a face before laughing
"Lil Dre, what kinda voodoo you put on my brother?"
"Why I had to put something on him"
"Cause my brother don't do shit like this"
"Well it look like you ain the only one that fell in love after a lil coochie juice was sprinkled on you"
"Mannn you owe my brother a baby for Christmas. That, I know"
"I got him in like 5 years"
"Fuck the 5 years. Better let him shoot that shit up right the fuck now"
