Demily One-Shots

F&MU

From Fighting to Fucking to making up; it became routine for the both of us. The sex is so good when we are both pissed off; she really make it so hard to ignore her stubborn ass. But I loved pissing her off cause the making up is so insane.

So,here we are again in the bullpen arguing over the pettiest thing ever, who is buying dinner tonight. I of course always like to buy, but you see Emily she can't let anyone do anything for her without fighting you on it first.

Emily: why do you always have to be the macho guy, you do know us women are not incompetent and we can do things for ourselves.

Derek: Emily, it has nothing to do with that; it's just your my wife and I like to do things for you as your husband. Why is that a bother for you?

Emily: because Derek you are always trying to baby me and do everything sometimes a girl just wants her space to do her own thing.

Derek: baby I never said you couldn't do your own thing; I was just trying to do something nice for you. I was trying to be a good husband and make sure my wife is well taken care of. Is that so bad?

Emily: yes it is, now leave me alone.

Rossi: whoa, what's wrong with her?

Spencer: yea, she seems quite moody these days.

Derek: she's pmsing, it's the hormones I tell you. Everyday this week it's been an argument over the dumbest thing.

Spencer: then why don't you just drop it and let her continue to be mad on her own?

Derek: because our arguments always lead us to the bedroom and that's where it gets insanely amazing.

Rossi: you do realize how stupid that is right? If you want to have sex with each other I'm pretty sure Emily would give it up to you even if you didn't fight. You two can't keep your hands off of each other. So, how about you try to get less under her skin.

Derek: I like it so much though, she is so sexy when she's angry.

Spencer: Derek, you think Emily is sexy even when she is simply just sitting down.

Derek: exactly, my wife is always sexy; Now imagine when she is a bit frustrated and angry. I'm telling you she's even sexier, just take my word for it.

After a long day at the BAU filled with paperwork, the pair were back at home; continuing their silly argument.

Emily: oh, so, suddenly I need you to buy my food! what's next, will I need you to feed it to me? No! chew it for me, huh? Wow, I had no idea, I'm so sorry let me tell myself something real quick. "Hey, Emily Prentiss fyi you need Derek Morgan to do everything for you; because you are not capable to do it yourself.

Derek: hey, I never said that. And excuse me "Emily Prentiss" since when? Last time I checked you are Emily Prentiss Morgan. You don't just get to take out the Morgan when you feel like it.

Emily: yes I do! what all of a sudden you telling me what to do? You are not my daddy Morgan.

Derek: "telling you what to do" what? I'm not telling you what to do; and also you are my wife when we got married you said for better or worse, so, no you can't just drop my last name every time you feel like it. And another thing that isn't what you were saying last night.

Emily: you are a pain in my ass I swear and guess what enjoy last night because that's the last time you'll be hearing me call you that.

(Getting in her face)