Thanksgiving Is Fucked! (literally)

+ 'THE TURKEY REVENGE', FINAL ACT

[curtains rise and narrator pops up]

welcome back to today's chapter! today y/n will... *narrator reads script* prepare the thanksgiving dinner with his cum. *narrator closes eyes for a second* ok....

also, famel bob would like to say that this chapter was meant to be posted like... a fucking month ago lmao but they didn't have the motivation to write so they just said "lol fuck it i ain't writing today" and they did just that.... for a month.

adding to that, he would also like to say that he doesn't know how to cook that well so they're not sure if these are the right preparations for a thanksgiving meal. he was too lazy to watch a YouTube video on how to make one so... yeah.

anyways, let's finish reading this story shall we? ahem--- *narrator reads script and scene unfolds*

in a saucepan, cut and peeled potatoes began to slowly boil. after a few minutes of boiling, he took them out and drained them in his sink carefully placing the soft steamy potatoes in a bowl. then, he began smashing the potatoes and adding ingredients like salt and pepper, expired milk he found on his fridge, some well-melted butter for good measure, and the most important ingredient of all: cum (this will add a special touch to it--- a distinguishing flavor).

y/n sighed and closed his eyes for a second, trying to convince himself that this wasn't completely fucked up in every aspect that there could be. he took a sharp inhale of air, "this is not completely wrong. this is only for revenge" his voice wavered. "only for revenge," he repeated. and so, like a girlboss (except he wasn't, so more like girln'tboss) y/n tried to gaslight himself in those 3 minutes that this wasn't some sort of cry for help and a sign of mental instability. spoiler: it was.

*narrator chuckles* and here we can see the struggle of an individual against the morals created by society. because, in a world like today's, it is an unspoken rule that fucking a turkey for thanksgiving is something one shouldn't do, and yes, even if it is for revenge. so, everyone--! watch closely.

and, while we're at it, fun little fact: famel bob actually enjoys reading classical literature and one of the topics that fascinates him is the internal struggle of a character with broken morals and how that affects their life living in a very moral-driven society. so, in a very tacky and wacky way he has tried to recreate this, but instead of it being something deep and thought-provoking it's just... y/n fucking a turkey.

everyone say "i love you famel bob!" and "great job famel bob" in the comments. they have a praise kink they like it.

famel bob, blushing: no i don-

narrator: good boy ^^

famel bob: fCuK-

so, moving on... where was i again? *reads script* oh yeah--!

after slightly gaslighting themselves, y/n was ready. he slowly unzipped his pants and *narrator pauses*  he uhh, he umm... he... *narrator sighs* sorry i need a break.

[narrator stands up and goes
outside to take a cigarrate]

sometimes i wonder what has my life become, what type of fucked up decisions did i have to make to end up narrating a story about a guy fucking a turkey written by some weird... low-class author. you know man, i-i used to have a good job-! i used to get paid, really well at that and i... *narrator looks down for a sec* th-that probably doesn't matter anymore. anyways-! to work, to work to work.

[narrator comes up and sits down]

so, where were we? ah yeah-! *narrator exhales and prepares himself* ok....