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In honor of getting 1k views on this book (which is impressive in my mind considering it's a sequel) and because I just finished publishing the Circus Arc: have some incorrect quotes 😌

Cop: So I'm writing you a ticket for driving alone in the carpool lane

Joker: You're going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk


[Preparing Dinner]

Bard: *making mashed potatoes* It feels like you don't trust my cooking

Sebastian: *also making mashed potatoes* Don't be silly


Grelle: *banging on the door* Open up, it's the police!

William: It's okay, I'm innocent

Grelle: The Fashion Police!

William: oh nO-

Y'all that suit made me want to cry it was so ugly, you can't change my mind


Sebastian: And that concludes the plans for today

Sebastian: Lets see who was paying attention

[Kahoot music starts playing]


Beast: People claim that nonbinary people don't exist

Beast: *opens up a trunk to reveal Doll*

Beast: Then what the fuck is this? Explain


Newspaper Headline: Warning! A cougar has escaped from a London zoo and has been spotted in the area!

Ciel: Oh don't worry that's just Y/N



Soma: You totally love me, we're like brothers

Ciel: Interesting theory



Ciel: I'm tired of hanging around with a slut and a bitch!

Sebastian and Y/N: ... Which is which?



Sebastian: I'll keep Y/N around while she's useful but the second she's no longer that, I'm murdering her

Sebastian: *one day later* Goddammit I adore her



Agni: You act like Y/N is a pain in the butt, but deep down you know you love her

Sebastian: I would hunt that bitch down for sport



Grelle: I love how you've chosen this minimalist style

Y/N: *before getting paid* It's not minimalist, I'm just fucking poor



Y/N: What a great nap

Y/N: I'm now disoriented and frothing with hate



Y/N: *trying to ask Agni out* Would you like to stay for dinner?

Sebastian: *from another room* WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?



Y/N: *in her beginner Detective days* I know I don't get enough sleep

Y/N: But have you ever seen someone do this?

Y/N: *stands up and immediately passes out hitting the ground*

Ciel: Y/N!



Undertaker: They stole from me first!

Undertaker: Stole my heart~

Y/N: Mmmhmmmm

Y/N: Be that as it may it's still illegal to commit murder-



Y/N: I'm actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look with and without makeup. Like, did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girl's eyelids? Are you frightened when people change clothes?

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