Household Kitchen
Junior: *Walks into the kitchen and yawns loudly* Mornin' Chef Pee Pee.
Chef Pee Pee: Good morning Junior, are you ready for breakfast? If you are, go to the dining room. I've got a surprise for you.
Junior: *Gasps loudly* Blueberry pancakes?!*Rushes towards the dining room* Good morning blueberry panca...kes.
*The camera pans over to a bowl of Marshmallow Matey's*
Junior: *Growls, causing smoke to come out of his nostrils* Chef Pee Pee, what the hell is this?!
Chef Pee Pee: It's your breakfast that I slaved over the counter for, you're welcome!
Junior: *Said through gritted teeth* If you were going to make me cereal, *Opens mouth* I would've poured a bowl MYSELF!
Chef Pee Pee: Beggars can't be choosers!
Junior: Oh they can and I choose *Throws the bowl at the wall* to not eat this!
Chef Pee Pee: You're not Jeffy!
Junior: What makes you think I am not? *Voice switches to a Jeffy voice* Hey, my name is Jeffy. See it says it on my shirt, Je-ffy!
Jeffy: *Pops up from behind Junior* Wow Junior, you sound very handsome right now!
Mario: Alright Jeffy, do you have everything you need for the first day?
Jeffy: Yeah daddy, you don't need to worry about me.
Mario: Your pencils?
Jeffy: *Pulls out pencils* Yup.
Mario: Your erasers?
Jeffy: *Pulls out erasers* Sí.
Mario: Your notebooks, folders, and binders?
Jeffy: Oui. Hai. Nai.
Mario: Alright, say goodbye to your mother.
Jeffy: Alright daddy...bye mommy!
Rosalina: *Off-screen* Bye Jeffy, have an amazing first day sweetie!
Chef Pee Pee: Jeffy, what is that in back of your diaper? *Points to a green mass in Jeffy's diaper*
Jeffy: *Twists and looks at the mass* Oh this? Would you believe me if I said that it was shamrock shake?
Mario: *Deadpans* It's way past March.
Jeffy: Uhh, melted gumdrops?
Chef Pee Pee: No.
Jeffy: *Fiddles with his hands* Diaper nectar?
Junior: No.
Jeffy: Some of Mother Nature's tears?
Mario: *Groans* Just tell me the truth Jeffy!
Jeffy: Fine...it's the green beans you gave me for breakfast.
Mario: JEFFY!
Jeffy: You have to understand daddy, I don't like green beans!
Chef Pee Pee: Jeffy, they're good for you. It's a parents job to keep their child healthy.
Woody: *Enters the room while cleaning his gun* Didn't your old mama starve you? Wouldn't that make you more grateful for what you have?
Mario: Woody that is a touchy subject for Jeffy. I may be mad at him, but I wouldn't mention that.
Woody: I understand that better than anybody in this house, I'm just sayin' that maybe he should be more grateful.
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Bowser Juniors Random Year (Jad686 Edition)
FanfictionWarning: Alright, so if you're a SML fan, this story will make a whole lot more sense to you. Don't go into this expecting it to be a Mario fanfic. To the SML fans, there will be alterations to the SML canon in this story. I actively avoided making...
