A/N: Like I said recently, it's a long one. I had a good amount of ideas for this one and I feel like I hit that SML vibe strong here. I hope you enjoy it!
Mario/Bowser Household
Junior: *Rolling his train down the tracks* Chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga! Oh hey Thomas, how's it going? What's going is your life away Percy...*Slams Thomas into Percy repeatedly* Die Percy, die!
*The door bell suddenly rings, alarming Junior*
Junior: I wonder who it could be at this time? *Walks up to the door and opens it* Angelina? What are you doing here?
Angelina: Hello, quite a beaut of a day isn't it?
Junior: I'd say so, it is about to be Fall after all.
Angelina: I think you mean Autumn, Robert.
Junior: Firstly, I said to call me Junior. Secondly, there is no way that anyone in the history of living has called it Autumn!
Angelina: Well I do since it's prettier and I'm-
Junior: A nightmare to all dentists across the nation?
Angelina: England has some of the best dental care in the world, y'know? Plus I don't even have British teeth.
Junior: Aha! So you do admit that British people have jacked up teeth!
Angelina: I did not, you have the completely wrong end of the stick!
Junior: Okay, whatever, it's called Autumn in your fantasy world.
Jeffy: *Comes in the living room while speaking in a Posh accent* You speak of Autumn in such dastardly ways? Bloody hell, that's quite dreadful! Well at least our schools aren't a BLOODY sh-
Mario: *Covers Jeffy's mouth* And that is enough out of Jeffy for this chapter!
Jeffy: *Headbutts Mario*
Mario: OW!
Jeffy: *Crosses his arms* I've said worse things that you didn't stop daddy.
Rosalina: He's right Mario, that can't be where you draw a line in the sand.
Mario: *Sighs* I hate to say it. Jeffy, you're right.
Jeffy: *Pumps his fist in the air* Let's go! Jeffy never misses!
Toad: *Puts his hand on Jeffy's shoulder* Except when taking a piss, you seriously need to stop missing the toilet bowl. Plus, you have a diaper for a reason.
Jeffy: *Sticks his tongue in a mocking way* Well when you shot me you missed my heart. You have a scope for a reason.
Toad: Maybe I didn't want to shoot you dead, I just wanted to prove a point.
Jeffy: *Quirks an eyebrow* And that would be?
Toad: That you have no game! Homie, you were talking about yo daddy in your raps! In both of them!
Rosalina: Okay boys, I am going to need you two to calm down. You have to get ready for school.
Angelina: You live with Toad, Junior?
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Bowser Juniors Random Year (Jad686 Edition)
FanfictionWarning: Alright, so if you're a SML fan, this story will make a whole lot more sense to you. Don't go into this expecting it to be a Mario fanfic. To the SML fans, there will be alterations to the SML canon in this story. I actively avoided making...
