Countryhumans:
Ame/Canada: no, no don't touch me there this is my no no square
Britain: *walks in* wtfrick-———————————————————————————
Waiting for Russia
Russia: I'm ready guys *is wearing a dress*
Ukraine: w the heck Russia
Belarus/Kazakhstan: *dying of laughter*
Ukraine: we said be tactical bro this isn't tactical!
Russia: respect the drip 'karen'
Belarus: w h e e z e
Kazakhstan: *dying once again*—————————————————————————
German Empire: *sees a huge fire in the house* *walks in*
Third Reich/Imperial Japan: we didn't start the fire! We didn't start the fire!
Fascist Italy: my gosh y'all are idiots————————————————————————
Me: my friend Jackal made the trilogy
Florida: ooo and that is?
Me: spooderhog, seed and wheat picture equal life
DC: the fuvk is a spooderhog?
Me: *turns head* don't question me
DC: *causally backs out of the room*
Florida: what should we do now?
Me: idk, dress like creepers?
Florida: ooo I'll get the bombs!
Me: kay...wait WHAT!have a creeper America UwU (not my work)
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America: neko neko ne to go kill my self
New Zealand: but Ame, I thought we had something together
Russia: dude I swear, if you don't stop that I'm gonna break your neko neko knee caps
Belarus: *dying of laughter*—————————————————————————————
Ohio: *on his phone*
New York: *walks over* oh you're playing Minecraft?
Ohio: ^w^'''
New York: I like your cut g *hits ohio*
Ohio: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee———————————————————————
America: WAKE ME UP!
Me: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
America: CAN'T WAKE UP!
Me: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Canada being chased by Australia and his spider: SAVE MEEEEE—————————————————————————————
Japan: I wanna ruin our friendship
South Korea: what did I dooooo
Japan: we should be lover instead
South Korea: ...nope I'm outta here *slowly backs away*
Japan: I won't know how to- wait SOUTH COME BACK!
SK: NOPE IM OUTTA HERE!——————————————————————
During a meeting
*everyone arguing*
UK: well we all know that tea is the standard way to live
EU: tea is just warm flavored water
America: O^O
UK: *sobbing in the corner*————————————————————————
Japan: *is playing music*
Russia: *hears a certain beat*
America: you good there Russ?
Russia : one two seven three my father does not love me and nor does anyone in my family
America: ...
Ukraine: *pops out of nowhere* eh! What am I? A roach!?
Japan: XD———————————————————————————
Canada and Ukraine in the closet
Russia: *knocks on the door* sis what are you doing in there?
Ukraine: uh uhm DRUGS!
America: I walk in to hear there's drugs? W h e r e ?
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RandomSoooooo my friend gave me the idea so I'm making an art book, you can ask me to draw stuff and all. Not all art will be mine, if it is I will say so. It is also going to have some random nonsense in it U-U ¡If you are offended, I apologize in advanc...