The nonsense begins

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Countryhumans:

Ame/Canada: no, no don't touch me there this is my no no square
Britain: *walks in* wtfrick-

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Waiting for Russia

Russia: I'm ready guys *is wearing a dress*
Ukraine: w the heck Russia
Belarus/Kazakhstan: *dying of laughter*
Ukraine: we said be tactical bro this isn't tactical!
Russia: respect the drip 'karen'
Belarus: w h e e z e
Kazakhstan: *dying once again*

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German Empire: *sees a huge fire in the house* *walks in*
Third Reich/Imperial Japan: we didn't start the fire! We didn't start the fire!
Fascist Italy: my gosh y'all are idiots

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Me: my friend Jackal made the trilogy
Florida: ooo and that is?
Me: spooderhog, seed and wheat picture equal life
DC: the fuvk is a spooderhog?
Me: *turns head* don't question me
DC: *causally backs out of the room*
Florida: what should we do now?
Me: idk, dress like creepers?
Florida: ooo I'll get the bombs!
Me: kay...wait WHAT!

have a creeper America UwU (not my work)

have a creeper America UwU (not my work)

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America: neko neko ne to go kill my self
New Zealand: but Ame, I thought we had something together
Russia: dude I swear, if you don't stop that I'm gonna break your neko neko knee caps
Belarus: *dying of laughter*

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Ohio: *on his phone*
New York: *walks over* oh you're playing Minecraft?
Ohio: ^w^'''
New York: I like your cut g *hits ohio*
Ohio: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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America: WAKE ME UP!
Me: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
America: CAN'T WAKE UP!
Me: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Canada being chased by Australia and his spider: SAVE MEEEEE

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Japan: I wanna ruin our friendship
South Korea: what did I dooooo
Japan: we should be lover instead
South Korea: ...nope I'm outta here *slowly backs away*
Japan: I won't know how to- wait SOUTH COME BACK!
SK: NOPE IM OUTTA HERE!

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During a meeting

*everyone arguing*

UK: well we all know that tea is the standard way to live
EU: tea is just warm flavored water
America: O^O
UK: *sobbing in the corner*

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Japan: *is playing music*
Russia: *hears a certain beat*
America: you good there Russ?
Russia : one two seven three my father does not love me and nor does anyone in my family
America: ...
Ukraine: *pops out of nowhere* eh! What am I? A roach!?
Japan: XD

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Canada and Ukraine in the closet

Russia: *knocks on the door* sis what are you doing in there?
Ukraine: uh uhm DRUGS!
America: I walk in to hear there's drugs? W h e r e ?

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