French is Tough

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France: there's a car following us
America: wait really? I don't know who tho
France: moi non plus
America: wha?
France: it means me neither
America: mono pos?
France: what the- no moi non plus
America: mono poo? Wait no XD
France: oh gosh Ame no
America: moi no plos?
France: that's better! We'll work on your accent
America: hey look! The car stopped following us!
France: that's good
America: hahaha I was about to say mono plee
France: sometimes you are so weird...hmm why not try comme si comme ça?
America: come see come saw? That sounds like the wrong use of last tense hahahaha
France: it means either or
America: *using google translate* uhhh that translates to soit soit-
France: wait whut
America: hahahaha well try using the voice
France: comme si comme ça
Google Translate: what's it like?
France: no that's not it!
America: hahahahahaha
France: comme si comme ça
Google Translate: it's like it saw
America: w h e e z e
France: no! comme si comme ça
Google Translate: neither good or bad
America: is that the actual meaning?
France: yea-
Google Translate: it's like it saw
America: pfft-gahahahahaha
France: sigh

10 min later

France: can you turn off the map? It's gonna get mad cause I'm not going home
America: ok- *turns off map*
France: *takes a sharp turn*
America: gotsoavfkw
France: what?
America: I got it XD
France: ok...
America: so moi non po?
France: Ame no-
America: wheeze hahahahaha

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