When your high but at a store-

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Getting fruit:

Canada: *hands bag*
Australia: hmmm how many avocados are in here?
Canada: -_- why don't you count?
Australia: hmmm two?
Canada: oh boy-

Getting Milk and Eggs:

New Zealand: looks like they're out of eggs
Canada: yea milk too
New Zealand: guess they can't call it milk anymore
Canada: wha-
New Zealand: they can call it mil or ilk! Or mlk pfft-hahaha or or malk oh wait no wrong thing
Canada: *facepalms*

Getting anything:

America: moi non plee?
Canada: it sounds like you're saying you need to pee
America: w h e e z e
America: hey that lady said they were out of tortillas!
Canada: I got mine yesterday =_=

Leaving:

Canada: we're getting gas
NZ: whyyyyy
Canada: cause dad is gonna kill me if I don't and he's gone be like "why didn't you fill it up and all that stuff" *rants*
America: this article that we just got- it's m i n e
Australia: chill bro, I'm eating the cream puffs tho-
NZ: you good Canada?
Canada: sure-
NZ: okie! O^O

Finally home:

Canada: btw it's (insert name)'s birthday today
America: really?? Why didn't you tell meh??
Canada: idk-
Australia: UnU
NZ: what? I'm confused-

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