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Me: if things were completely swapped...
Me: like me and my friend...
Me: then would global warming be global chilling??
Belgium: where the heck did you get this idea?
Me: so then, Antarctic would be fine
Luxembourg: uhhh kid?
Me: but South America and some states would be freezing
Netherlands: Avid!
Me: so instead of dying from overheat they die of hypothermia!!
Philippines: what is wrong with you?
Me: so would the oceans freeze?
Indonesia: Aviddddddd
Me: I can imagine a ship getting stuck in the sea cause it froze
Malaysia: gurl are you just gonna ignore that-
Me: so what if
BeNeLux and MaPhilIndo: AVID!
Me: hm? Wat?
America: guys! Help! Aussie is on fire and now I'm on fire helpPpPpPp
Me: oh- welp *pulls out ice machine* time to make global chilling a thing Ò^Ó
Belgium: uhhh
Netherlands: welp I'm prepared for my death
Luxembourg: life was boring anyway
MaPhilIndo: death is death...but I rEfUsE to accept that I died cause of a chaos being when we are the same thing
Canada: guys help! Avid froze Ame and Aussie and OH GOSH AHHHHH DONT FREEZE MEEEEEEE
Everyone: ...well good luck-
Me: *walks through the door* I'm gonna make global chilling a thing *turns* any idea how to restore Ozone?
Everyone: ...
Malaysia: ask Singapore or Germany-
Me: *already out the door*
Everyone: ...hope they live-

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