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Ukraine: *minding her own business*
Canada: I just want someone to take me out
Ukraine: like on a date or with a sniper?
Canada: *thinks* surprise me!

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Me: ok guys we're gonna play Minecraft now!
America: YEEEESSSS
Canada/Australia/New Zealand: oh no-
Russia: what's wrong?
Canada: -w- you'll see

Not even 10 minutes into the game

America: OH FRICK THERES A CREEPER!
Russia: *trying to calm Ame down*
America: FRICK OFF IM PLAYING MINECRAFT! *whacks Russia in the face*
Poland: GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE YOU CREEPER!!
Germany: oh um Poland? You good?
Poland: shush, I'm playing Minecraft
Me: *dying of laughing* XD
Canada: sigh this is why we don't play video games
Australia: I remember when we played that space one-
Poland: *turns* s p a c e ?
New Zealand: *whispers* you messed up bro-

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