This is why we clean our ears

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McDonalds: if you're not hungry we can eat later or at 5
Home Depot: ...I'll admit, I thought you said we can eat worms-
McDonalds: what? This is why we clean our ears after taking a shower
Home Depot: wait, what does that have to do with anything?

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