America: I remember when Russia and I burned the bacon, it was pitch black
Canada: and charcoaly?
America: yea! Oh such wonderful memories like the time I set the microwave on fire-
Kenya: you did WHAT?
America: or when I microwaved a grape and exploded the microwave...
Germany: ...
Poland: *on a call* hi, yes I'd like to get a therapist for someone, ya his names America-

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Random Book ^w^
RandomSoooooo my friend gave me the idea so I'm making an art book, you can ask me to draw stuff and all. Not all art will be mine, if it is I will say so. It is also going to have some random nonsense in it U-U ¡If you are offended, I apologize in advanc...