Oh boy-

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Me: alright what country are you?
Jackal(look to my Dare book): idk lemme look online and pick random
Me: okie, I'm France btw according to a quiz I took
Me: oh and *points* she's New Zealand and Austria, Italy, USA, and India are all taken
Jackal: ok...looking at a map of Africa now-
Jackal: ooo...ok I choose Ivory Coast
Me: O-o I have never heard if that-
Jackal: exactly why I chose it

10 minutes later

Me: hey! Ripples(another friends nickname) what country are you? Jackal is Ivory Coast
Ripples: where the heck is Ivory Coast...I refuse to believe it exists
Jackal: how dare you?
Me: *opens up a map and looks through multiple* ooo found it!
Ripples: hmmm ok-
Jackal: wait- open up google translate and translate Côte d'Ivoire to English
Google Translate: Côte d'Ivoire - Ivory Coast
                                   French               English
Me: haha why is your name in French? That's my country
Jackal: I swear- you know I don't think they were colonized
Me: *looks it up*
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Me: you sure about that? *shows*
Jackal: NOOOOO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
Me: hahaha YOU WERE COLONIZED BY MEEEE
Jackal: *triggered* ReEeEeEeEeEeE
Ripples: I'll just be motherland Russia Ú^Ù

Meanwhile with the countries

Côte d'Ivoire: what did I do to deserve this?
France: leaving my colonization?
Russia: did he just call me motherland?
France: well that's what you are-
Côte d'Ivoire: this is such an odd trio
Russia: I know what you mean
New Zealand(NZ): and now I'm joking you
Côte d'Ivoire: THE FRICK-

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