Wait wHaT-

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Japan: heyyy did you know that there is a most popular ship in our fandom-
SK: wait we're a fandom!?
NK: uh wat
China: just tell us before you explode
Taiwan: why do you drag me into this
Vietnam: and why'd you have to drag me!
Japan: anyway, the most popular ship is *looks it up*
Japan: ...welp ok-
Me: haha I already knew that-
China: who is it?
Japan: it's RUSAME BISHES
NK: *spits out drink* I'm sorry, WHAT??
Soviet: *kicks down door* NO WAY I AM NOT LETTING NY SON WITH A CAPITALIST!
Me: welp believe it or not but it's pretty wholesome-
SK: wait you're with this thing-
Me: O-O I ship you and Japan together so shush
Japan: 0////0 you do whaaaaat
NK: at least
Me: you're with China
China/NK: ...
Soviet: should I even-
Me: you're normally shipped with UK or Third Reich
Soviet: what the HECK?
Me: don't worry, I don't ship you with anyone
Soviet: phew
Me: you stay a single Pringle
Japan: so who's Canada shipped with for you?
Me: Ukraine
Soviet: ...why?
Me: *stares* cause I  c a n
Japan: what about Australia or New Zealand?
Me: huh I actually don't have a ship for those two
China: lucky-
NK: very lucky indeed

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