CONTROL(Harry Potter x MCU)

Extras: Conversations

Synopsis: Conversations that I wanted to add but I couldn't fit/things that most definitely happen at least once.
(Some of these are incorrect quotes from Pinterest)

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Ned: If I woke up tomorrow as a horse, first thing I would do is eat a whole apple with the core in one bite. I bet it would be really nice. Then I'd kick whoever's behind me.
Interviewer: I meant what are your goals with the company...
Ned: Oh um...to be good at my job? I don't know.

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Kidnapper*on the phone*: We have your sister
Percy*Laughing*: Good luck with that
Luna: Which one?
Hermione: Does it matter
Luna: Good point
Effy*On the phone*: Hey! Get back here, why are you running? Why are you running?
Kidnapper*on the phone*: I'm sorry!
Ginny*on the phone*: Ooo, just wait till we catch you!
Hermione: Percy hang up the phone

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*Effy Sleeping on the couch in the common area of the London compound*
Thor walking into the room: Hey-
Ron whispering with his hand over Thor's mouth: If you wake her up, I will end you godman.

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Effy*sadly*: You don't...you don't have to like me.
Ron *confused*: Why are you sad? I do like yo-
Effy*tearing up*: But I wish you would, because I'm a delight. An I- I host really nice parties, an I make cookies, and I will love you.
Ron: Ok well um, I love you too an I would hope that you already love me because we're getting married in two months

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*The Young Avengers hanging out*
Kate:You guys ever notice how Bucky talks about Tony's dad a lot?
Pietro:Ooo I've been waiting for someone to bring this up!
Effy:Yeah no, there's no way they didn't sleep together at least once.
Peter:Totally. I've seen pictures of Howard, and Bucky's not ugly so like...it could happen.
America: Wait you think Bucky's hot?
Wanda: You don't?!
America:I mean sure I guess. But Nat's more my type.
Effy: Dude that's my mom.
Kate:And she's a Milf, what about it!
Effy: Ew.

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Draco: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say something homophobic and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the immediate look of terror on their face.
Harry:
Effy:
Lee: This is why we're friends

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*Nat, Effy, and Bucky sitting in the kitchen looking at something with matching amused smiles
Yelena*walking over to them*: What are you guys doing?
Bucky*holding back his laughter as he points to the living room*: See for yourself
Steve*clearly drunk off Thor's mead*: I just...I think we should fight the planet you know? Cuz what did- what did they ever do ta anybody. Nat she didn't do nothin, honest. She didn't even do it.
Ron*Also drunk*: Oh yeah! Now we're talking! We should just, because like Effy was just a baby. Just a teeny tiny baby. She just didn't do anything to em. But they were sooo mean to her!
Sam*equally if not more drunk*: She was a baby! Oh! Oh what! No! They bullied the baby! They bullied my baby too. My Bucky, he didn't do nothing either.
Steve: They where just! Ugh! They didn't do anythin' wrong. What was his name again? Doofenshmirtz? We gotta, we gotta find him.
Ron: Doofenshmirtz...No no no, he fights the Perry. We gotta get the other guy
Sam: Who's Perry?! We gotta go save Perry, come on Steve we gotta suit up.
Yelena: How long has this been going on?
Effy: Uh...hours. They started drinking with Thor and Loki after family dinner and now...
Nat: They're coming up with ways to defend our honor and apparently save a fictional platypus on the way.
*Thud*
Sam: Ow!
Bucky*getting up and going over to help Sam*: And that's my queue, good night everyone.
Sam*gasping in shock*: Buck! I was just coming to get you man, we have to avenge you. We're the Avengers, we gotta avenge the baby too!