Family Remains

"And Who Made You Boss?"

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"The Goddess of Love and Beauty?" Dean asked.

Sam and I gave him similar looks of shock.

"Oh stop looking so surprised, I know things," Dean snapped, trying to depend himself.

I shook my head,

"Never mind, I'm not surprised," I said to Sammy.

"Why would that be?" Dean asked for him.

"Aphrodite basically personifies sex," I explained.

"Yeah, he would know that," Sam agreed with me.

"Come on, guys, sex isn't all I know," Dean tried.

I put a hand on his hip and gave him a pointed look.

"I'm done trying to defend myself, just explain why you think it's her," Dean snapped, grabbing a beer from the fridge.

"For one, the flower, the Wood Anemone, is one of her 'sacred planets,'" I started. "Second, what some people don't know about her is that she gets very jealous very easily."

"Ok, and if the girls that rising to fame are the ones being killed, maybe Aphrodite doesn't like that so she kills them," Sam commented.

I nodded.

"Yeah, but how exactly?" Dean asked. "She isn't physically killing her."

"True," I said. "But she's a Goddess who is quite vain and can do whatever she wants."

"Ok," Dean said. "How do we kill her?"

I shrugged.

"Aphrodite is immortal," Sam spoke up.

"Then how do we get rid of her?" Dean asked, rephrasing the question.

"Bobby," We all said in unison.

Dean grabbed his phone and called up Bobby.

"Hey Bobby," Dean answered. "Have any information about Aphrodite?"

A small pause before Dean rolled his eyes.

"Yes, Aphrodite, you know the Goddess of Lo-ok, ok, don't get your boxers in a twist," Dean said.

I went over and snatched the phone from him.

"Hey!" He exclaimed.

"Sorry, Bobby," I said, speaking into the speaker of the phone.

"Oh, someone I like," He said.

I grinned.

"Glad to know that I'm liked," I said smirking at Dean.

He stuck his tongue out at me and I returned the pleasure.

"Stop acting like children and put your tongue back in your damn mouths," Bobby snapped.

I froze.

"You are worse than a mother who claims to have eyes at the back of their head, Bobby," I told him, walking slowly around the room.

"Good," He told me.

"So, we think we have Aphrodite here," I said. "Have any idea how to get rid of her?" 

"I haven't had much time to do any research since we stepped through the door about an hour ago," Bobby said. "But I do know that she is immortal so you ccan't kill her."

"Yeah, that's the most we got," I said.

"And you're sure its Aphrodite, the Greek Goddess?" He asked just to make sure.