You send a death threat to Ed Sheeran.
He responds by offering you a slot on his upcoming UK tour.
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You join Ed Sheeran's band. You write a song called "Feet and Knuckles".
You go to a pub.
A man rushes in and shoots the barman and his two friends. Ed Sheeran is shocked and saddened. You run away.
You say "Hey Ed, wanna make a new album with my song Feet and Knuckles?"
"You're not in a position right now to ask me that Lestat. I'm in a position where every night I might lose my life. Leave me alone."
You find IP address location 193.56.474.98.
You track down the owner of the IP address.
It is a radio station in France.
You send a death threat to the station manager. The manager is terrified.
You find the station manager.
The manager tells you that the radio station will be closing in a week.
You tell the manager to play "Feet and Knuckles" and to play it now.
"It's not that simple!"
You say "You know what is simple? LIFE OR DEATH!?"
The manager plays the song.
The song is a huge hit, and you become a huge star.
The only thing you've got to fear is a little thing called the truth.
You kill the station manager.
You stab the station manager through the heart.
You run away as the police are alerted to your whereabouts.
You say "Listen to Feet and Knuckles"
You hear the police sirens.
Just as you are about to escape out a back window,
Ed Sheeran's men storm the building,
And you are arrested For the crime of... Murder!
YOU ARE READING
Ed Sheeran X Reader
FanfictionEd Sheeran, in his constant struggle for survival against his hundreds of enemies, finds time to get romantic... with you... for some reason. Written by AiDungeon.
