Ed Sheeran X Reader

Unity

You meet Kim Jong Un.

He's a big fat dude. 

He's eating a bowl of meth. 

"So, you killed Ed Sheeran," Kim Jong Un says. 

"Yeah."

You say "I can help you defeat South Korea"

"Really?" Kim Jong Un says. 

"Yeah, yeah. I can help you defeat South Korea." 

"Alright," Kim Jong Un says.

You say "I can defeat K-Pop with my music"

"I'm listening," Kim Jong Un says. 

You begin to play your music. 

The people of North Korea dance and laugh. 

You keep playing. You play on.

You say "We will outcompete K-Pop with the song Feet and Knuckles"

"Feet and Knuckles! Yes!" Kim Jong Un says gleefully. 

You play on. 

The people of North Korea clap and sing along with your music. You keep playing.

You give Kim Jong Un a cut of the earnings.

You begin to earn a good amount of money. 

You give Kim Jong Un a cut of the earnings. Kim Jong Un thanks you. 

You keep playing. 

Kim Jong Un wants to be like you.

You say "Remember, use the money responsibly, get a nuke or something"

"I will," Kim Jong Un says. 

Kim Jong Un says "I'm off." 

Kim Jong Un says "Pleasure doing business with you." 

He leaves. You play on.

You start distributing Feet and Knuckles to South Korea.

You begin to distribute the songs to South Korea. 

Your songs are very popular. 

You get a call from Kim Jong Un. "I'm ready to start the war," Kim Jong Un says.

You say "The South Koreans will accept us with open arms due to our cultural influence"

"The South Koreans will be more accepting of us because of our cultural influence," Kim Jong Un says. 

"Alright," you say. 

"You're my second in command," Kim Jong Un says. 

"Okay," you say. 

You begin to have second thoughts about this war. Should you go to war? You're a young genius, you should aim high and try to conquer the world.

You say "Kim Jong Un, begin operation Feet and Knuckles"

"Operation Feet and Knuckles!" Kim Jong Un says. 

You begin to make preparations to start the war. 

The war starts. 

Your army marches to the border of South Korea. 

You march there with a large amount of soldiers. 

Your army marches on the South Korean village of Gunsan. 

You march on Gunsan. 

You arrive there.

The villagers open their arms to you.

You say "Join our ranks and you will be rewarded generously!"

"You will have a chance for freedom and wealth!" you say. 

The villagers agree to your terms. 

You take control of Gunsan. 

You make plans to have a large celebration.

You ask the people of Gunsan to mine iron.

"The iron from mining must be used for the good of the nation," you say. 

The Gunsan people are happy. 

The Gunsan people begin mining for iron. 

You make plans to have a great feast. 

You do it for the whole village. 

The people of Gunsan are happy. 

The people of Gunsan begin to think that they like you.

You check international news.

You see a war between the United States and Mexico. 

Kim Jong Un is quoted as saying "I'm going to America for some tacos." 

You smile.

 You play a song called Borderline. 

You play it for the whole village. 

The people enjoy it.

You order the army along with Gunsan recruits to invade Seoul.

"We need to expand," you say. 

"Go and conquer Seoul," Kim Jong Un says. 

"Do it."

So you march on Seoul. You arrive at the outskirts of Seoul.

You order the troops to surround Seoul.

The surrounding countries are preparing for war. 

The US and its allies are readying their navies to invade, while Russia and China are preparing their militaries for a possible invasion.

You set up nuclear missiles near the coast to fend off NATO.

The missiles are set up to destroy any navy attempting to approach. 

The military minds are preparing. 

You have the nuclear codes. 

Should you launch?

You hijack South Korean radio and play Feet and Knuckles.

You hijack South Korean radio and play Feet and Knuckles.

You have the nation in the palm of your hand. 

Everyone loves your music. 

You have the nation's leaders begging for your help and patronage.

You prepare artillery along the coast.

You prepare artillery along the coast, 

So that if a foreign navy comes near you can use all of it. 

Your cannons are placed strategically. 

You have a counterstrike plan.

You negotiate with NATO.

You negotiate with the NATO leaders. 

They offer to drop their attacks if you give up the codes. 

You laugh. 

Drop their attacks? 

The people love you.