Ed Sheeran X Reader

Tango of Fates

You seek revenge against Ed Sheeran.

You go to the music festival called Fingle Allsorts in which Ed Sheeran is headlining. 

You get in the audience and wait for him on stage entrance.

You spot the members of Rock and roll suicide.

You spot the lead singer and rhythm guitarist, Ed, leaning against the drum riser and the lead guitarist, Doug, leaning against the speaker. 

You also see another man sitting in the corner with a cruel, twisted grin and a sharpened fist. This is Mark. 

It's time to confront Ed Sheeran. 

You walk onto the stage with rage in your heart. 

You point at Ed Sheeran and yell: "You're the murderer!" 

Ed's eyes widen in fear. 

The crowd goes wild with cheers and screams. 

Ed Sheeran runs up the steps of the stage. 

He fights you and the two other men fight with him. 

Ed Sheeran fights with such ferocity and skill that the audience doesn't know what to do. 

Some begin chanting your name. 

You smack Ed in the face with the gun and the crowd goes wild. 

Some guards come to pull you off, but they are too late. 

You shoot the first guard in the chest, the second in the head and the third in the knee. 

Ed Sheeran grabs the gun from your hand and throws you to the ground. He points the gun at you and says "You're under arrest, get up." 

You get up.

You sucker punch.

You sucker punch Ed Sheeran and knock him to the floor. 

You grab the gun from his hand and point it at him. "You're under arrest," you say. 

"Don't move." 

The audience screams with excitement. You wonder what to do.

You say "This is what happens to those who ignore the Feet and Knuckles!

"You slam the gun barrel into Ed Sheeran's face, knocking him to the floor. 

"This is what happens to those who ignore the Feet and Knuckles!" you yell as the audience cheers. 

You raise the gun to shoot Ed Sheeran in the head. 

You pull the trigger, but the gun clicks. 

"So you'll kill me like a coward?" Ed Sheeran yells. 

"What can I do?" you say as the audience screams with excitement. 

"You leave me no choice." Ed Sheeran says.

You say "To do what?"

"To kill you." Ed Sheeran says. 

Ed Sheeran pulls a gun from his jacket and aims it at you. Your only choice is to fight or surrender.

You rap battle Ed Sheeran.

You rap battle Ed Sheeran. You use every dirty tactic you know to humiliate and debase Ed Sheeran. The audience cheers with delight.
You rap.

You rap with Ed Sheeran. 

"I'm the bad guy, I'm the villain, the man who doesn't belong, I'm everything that you're not!" Ed Sheeran says.

"Ha ha! I'll show you to be the fool, you're the one who doesn't know the meaning of real!" you say. 

"You're on thin ice, boy!" Ed Sheeran says. 

"Thicker than your bank account you mean," you say. 

"Let's end this, shall we?" Ed Sheeran says. 

"Let's," you say. 

You both pull your triggers at the same time. 

The bullet hits Ed Sheeran in the neck, killing him on the spot. 

The audience is left stunned. 

Mark and Doug run off into the night.