You commit tax fraud.
You buy a mansion with the money you earned from your songs.
One day a man is standing in your living room, With a gun pointed at your head.
He says "Give me, what you've got."
You say "You wanna hear some feet and Knuckles?"
You play the song to the man.
The man is delighted and he sings along with the choruses.
The song is a big hit.
You read the lyrics of Feet and Knuckles.Feet and Knuckles
By Ed Sheeran
I met a girl in a club the other night
With a cute little pair of boots to her feet
And when I asked her what she was doing here
She said, "I came to meet you"
I said, "What the hell are you doing here?"
And she said, "I'm here to shoot you"
I said, "Shoot me?"
And then the world went black
And I woke up in here with a...
With a...
Feet and Knuckles!
Chorus:
You give me the boots,
And I'll give you the...
Feet and Knuckles!
You give me the boots,
And I'll give you the...
Feet and Knuckles!
I want the boots,
You give me the...
Feet and Knuckles!
That's the way it's gotta be
Cos you give me the boots,
And I'll give you the...
Feet and Knuckles!
Well, she said, "You're a lucky son of a gun"
When I asked her to let me go,
She said, "I'll let you go, if you give me... the boots!"
I said, "WHAT?!?"
I said, "LOOK! I AM NOT GIVING YOU ANYTHING!"
I turned to run,
She went to shoot me,
But I ran out of the door
And then I ran...
And then I ran...
Till I ran her over
With my little runt of a car
And when I found her,
She was in a...
With a...
Feet and Knuckles!
Well I took her to the hospital then
Put her in the ambulance
Sirens were going, bells were ringing
She was losing a lot of blood
With a...
With a...
Feet and Knuckles!
Well, I went to jail then For manslaughter then,
What a great result that was
When I went to court...
When I went to court...
There was a...
With a...
Feet and Knuckles!
Well it's off to the morgue then
For the poor girl,
It's a sad story,
But it's how it's gotta be
Cos you gave me the boots,
And I'll give you the...
Feet and Knuckles!
You give me the boots,
And I'll give you the...
Feet and Knuckles!
There's no escape from this mortal life
When I die I'm coming to YOU
And when I kick it,
You better run for your...
For your...
Feet and Knuckles!
Yes, you better run for your life
When I come for you
Run for your...
Feet and Knuckles!
Run for your life,
When I come for you
Run for your...
Feet and Knuckles!
You give me the boots,
And I'll give you the...
Feet and Knuckles!
You give me the boots,
And I'll give you the...
Feet and Knuckles...
Feet And Knuckles ft. Italian Giorgio
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/uWPAA
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Ed Sheeran X Reader
FanfictionEd Sheeran, in his constant struggle for survival against his hundreds of enemies, finds time to get romantic... with you... for some reason. Written by AiDungeon.
