pairing: edwardo and male!reader
summary: you and edward have a cute n maybe weird music ritual
genre: fluff
warnings: uhh probably ooc edward bc fuck smeyer, swearing, one singular kiss, short bc i can
a/n: i want to preface this with i hate canon edward so,,, i may or may not have replaced most of his personality with robbie p's :) this is straight up crack also this is probably the only thing ill write 4 edwardo as again he is far from my favorite (i just love robert pattinson) but 👀 i do like jasper and have some unfinished drafts for him
songs i was listening to that inspired this: freaks by surf curse, bad girls by m.i.a., wander kid by jw francis, friday i'm in love by the cure :) ur welcum
- You've lived in Forks forever and have known the Cullens just as long.
- You easily befriended them, even their angsty son Edward.
- Whether this was true or just Carlisle offering praise, Edward had changed around you.
- He was no longer angsty (for the most part) and actually so fun :)
- Anyway,
- You two may or may not have a little ritual that started out as your own before he walked in and was in awe.
- Basically, y'all just like to listen to music and sing along and act so very dramatic or head bang like maniacs or dance like uncoordinated, drunk men at a wedding.
- It's so fun, holy fuck!
- Anyone else upon seeing you two though is thoroughly confused and just kind of walks away.
- Also, you two are just laughing at each other the whole time and this man is unbelievably cute while laughing, it's a bit insane, luv.
- He may or may not also think you're cute as shit both while you're laughing and performing along with your favorite songs.
- Also, it's just a great stress reliever. You can put on some angry music and scream to it together or soft, lovey-dovey music and sway together rather dramatically or some breakup bops and act out the most dramatic shit.
- Seriously, why aren't you two acting in music videos?
- So, you two are doing your usual ritual which always starts off with some fast-paced, heavy, loud music, and you guys just dancing out your hearts then you start to get tired over time and the songs take their usual shift to softer, lighter music.
- You find yourself lying on your floor singing as Edward still prances around the room, mainly in an attempt to get you laughing and it's working.
- You honestly question how he isn't a theater kid.
- The night starts to wind down as do you and Edward.
- You're still on the floor, having got up once before to dance with Edward.
- Edward finally gives up and though he's not lying down, he's on his knees now.
- One of his favorite songs (that isn't classical music) plays, almost setting the scene between you two.
- Edward gets closer to you, playfully and dramatically setting his arms on either side of you as his head gets closer and closer to yours.
- He sings the song to you and overacts it, trying to play cool ;)
- But then,
- You're looking foiiiinne as fuck!!
- (i'm so sorry)
- He keeps glancing at your lips and you'd be lying if you said you weren't, too.
- And your thoughts may or may not be screaming for him to kiss you lmfao
- The song is reaching the end and Edward's face hovers just above yours..
- The last line is being sung and Edward leans down slowly and presses his lips to yours in a sweet kiss.
- You lean your head a bit upwards as you kiss back.
- uh yeah that's the end 👍
- Ok, so you two figure out you're a couple before Edward begrudgingly leaves.
- He immediately asks Alice why she didn't say anything.
- "Edward, if I had told you, you would have found a way to ruin it." She then completely disregards their little conversation and adds, "You two are cute, by the way. When's he coming over for dinner?"
YOU ARE READING
multifandom oneshots| male reader
Fanfictiona book of oneshots that i couldn't categorize into my other books x male reader as always some gender neutral too!!
