Larry Stylinson Oneshots

It's Not a Banana Dick

Author: sunflower_vol91

Summary : “Just a minute, baby. Then I’ll help you search for your special banana dick necklace.”

The glare that quickly formed on Harry’s face probably would have made Louis laugh if he were with him in person. That annoyed Harry but he was too frustrated to be upset about it.

”It’s not a banana dick,” he stated for the second time that day even though it really was a banana dick.

”Really?” Louis questioned with a pretend gasp of shock. “What is it then?”

Harry’s glare turned into a pout. “It’s just a necklace. With a banana. And a little bit of dick.”

Or:

Harry loses his banana dick necklace and Louis still can’t make pancakes.

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Harry had looked everywhere. His mannequin hand ring holder, jewelry box, bathroom counter, drawers— hell, he’d even checked their bedsheets just to see if it may have fallen off while he and Louis were rather busy one night.

But it was nowhere. It was literally nowhere and he was so confused.

”How did you lose it so easily? You’re like, one of the neatest people I know.”

”I’ve no idea, Gemma. That’s why I asked you,” Harry sighed, setting his phone down on the bathroom counter and pressing speaker. He found their laundry basket, rummaging through it while listening to Gemma try and control her giggles.

”It’s just— considering the fact that it’s a banana dick necklace, you’d think it’d be hard to miss.”

And really?

It took him quite a bit of effort to not snap back at her with the classic “No shit Sherlock.”

”First of all, it’s not a banana dick necklace and second, I know it’d be hard to miss, because it is,” he huffed, standing back up after another unsuccessful attempt at locating the necklace.

Gemma scoffed, “If it’s not a banana dick necklace then what is it?”

Harry paused, eyes scanning his and Louis’ bedroom before replying, “It’s just a necklace.”

”Sure it is. You know I’d love to help but what good exactly is calling me doing?”

Harry had to think about it for a moment because he’d been so caught up in trying to find other places to look that he nearly forgot why he’d called her. “Um, right. I was just wondering if you could check around your place? Just to see?”

There were a few seconds of silence on her end and Harry was beginning to think that she was just going to laugh again until he heard her sigh. “Yeah, I’ll check.”