this age of shit

I Don't Know How to Deal With Kids

Allen's pov

- Mark didn't come with you today? - Matthew asks while he gives the money to one of my henchmen

- No, he went to spend the day with Sarah - I answer

- I don't think I know her - he says

- yeah... She is not part of our world, I mean.... Kind of

- great for her

- who was that hottie who was here when I arrived? - I ask, smiling

- Bro, it was my sister. A bit of respect please

- Ups. - I laugh - my fault

- I don't think she cares - The other guy I don't remember who, says and Matthew looks at him - What?!? As soon as she saw me she started to touch me

I start laughing

- Hey - I turn to Matthew - Don't you know how to control your sister?

- She does what she wants and I have nothing to do with it. - He responds in a serious and dry way

- OK then, if you think so

- Are we done? - he asks

- I think so. Ei! Let's go - I nod to my men

- Be well, you two! - I say it while I get in the van

I get home and it's already 12 p.m.

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Right now I'm taking my little brother to the kindergarten.
It takes me a while to get there because I forgot the way my mother had explained to me earlier

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This guy doesn't want to get out of the car, that's all I needed

I try to pick him up but he's pushing down and he's screaming too. Everyone who passes by is staring us.

- Shhhh! - I try to calm him down but I don't know how to do these things - Shhhhh. All right, all right. That's enough!

Shit! He's only 4 years old but he's already yelling hard as fuck!

My ears are crying right now bro

- Man! Calm down please! It's just the kindergarten! - I point to the building

I try to wipe the tears out of his face because people might think I'm assaulting him, but when I'm going to do it he tries to bite my hand, my fucking hand!

- Wait.... Are you a cannibal? - When I ask him that, he stares at me with a face like he's asking, "Are you stupid you dumbass?"

- ahmm.... Ex-excuse me S-sir? - I turn around and see a very beautiful woman looking at me

- yes?

- What's goin ----Joeee?? Omg, hii Joeee!! - I don't understand shit what's going on

- Yeahh....he is my brother... - I tell her trying to explain who the fuck I am (nobody cares buddy)

- Oh! Okay okay! I'm his kindergarten teacher! Pleasure, my name is Aruna.

OK... Should I tell her my real name?
Yeah... I don't give a fuck

- Allen.

- So... What was going on here? - she asks

- He doesn't want to get out of the car and won't let me hold him

- Let me try - She says

- He is all yours - I raise my hands like I'm surrendering... I mean... I am

She tries to hold him in her lap and the guy doesn't even let out a "peep"

I don't even hear him breathing, will he have died?

No...
He's looking at her

I mean.... I would too

- Done! - She says with him on her lap

- I guess he preferred a beautiful woman than me... That's ok, I'll cry when I get home - I say with a playful smile on my face

She blushes and starts laughing

I mean
I'm hot