unfinished several-months-old davis fic :]

8: Fuck the police

Dav took Chris's hand and rushed out of their place, grabbing their skateboard and forgetting to lock the door. As they speed-walked down the stairs, Chris panickly asked, "Uh, why are we in a hurry? And you forgot to lock the door! And-" Dav quietly responded, "Security's probably coming for me." Chris remembered reading about bringing someone- or a "character"- from one world into another being bad in the rules. "Oh yeah."

They reached the bottom of the stairs and got to the sidewalk. Dav threw down his skateboard and got on it. They looked over at Chris and cocked their head, signalling him to get on as well. Chris stared at the skateboard for a second before happily saying, "Okay!!" and got on behind Dav, wrapping his arms around them. They both blushed as Dav pushed against the ground, speeding them off. As they rode, Chris looked behind and spotted a cyan cop car driving towards them. "I didn't know cop cars here would be cyan. That's kinda coo-" Dav swung his head around to look at the cop car and was sent into a panic. It's security.

The skateboard drove over a rock and flung the boys forward into the sidewalk. The cop car pulled over and 2 people in cyan and blue cop outfits- one very short and pink with shades and one tall and blue- got out. Dav and Chris quickly got back up. Dav snatched his skateboard and grabbed Chris's arm and began running. The tall security cop yelled "Stop! Freeze!" but the boys ignored them and sprinted through people's front yards, hoping the objects and plants within them will help shield them from whatever the cops shoot at them and slow said cops down.

Chris eventually tripped on a fucking garden gnome, causing Dav to lose their grip on his arm. Dav stopped running and helped Chris up, but had to quickly pull it in between 2 houses as the cops began to catch up. They paused only for a second to catch their breaths but had to keep moving. Chris pointed towards one of the houses' fenced backyards and quietly suggested, "Backyard!" Dav nodded and they both ran to the brown-red wooden fence and hopped over it. They landed in front of a row of bushes and laid down behind them, covering their mouths to quiet their breathing as they heard the cops approach.

The cops peered into the 2 backyards, the short one being lifted up by the tall one, but didn't see Dav and Chris and moved on. The boys let go of their mouths and let out sighs of relief. They sat up and looked at each other and chuckled. "That was close," Chris giggled. Dav nodded and the two sat in place for a second, calmly staring at each other like they've done several times before. Their moment was ruined when the owner of the backyard slid open the glass door and yelled "HEY!!"

They continued on their journey to Bladie's place, being cautious the entire way. Finally, they reach the trailer park Bladie lives in and went to his house. "Whoa." Chris looked at all the Halloween decorations. "He sure likes Halloween. Oh yeah, he's goth." Dav walks up the porch, followed by Chris, and knocks on the door. Inside, they both hear someone yell, "Coming, I'm coming!!" accompanied by stomping and papers rustling. And then a thud and an "Ow." Finally, the door opens and there's Bladie. "Hey, Dav! Hey, possible-cousin-of-mine! Get in before the cops shoot you two dead!"

Inside, Chris and Dav are seated on the couch. Bladie finishes locking the door and walks over to them. "Welcome back, Dav, and welcome to my humble abode, stranger that is NOT my cousin!" Chris and Dav stare at Bladie, Dav letting out a loud and defeated sigh as they melt into the couch, and Chris getting confused. "You guys thought I-" Dav mumbled, "We had to run.. for what felt like hours... from the cops... and dodge countless plants and.. yard decorations... for nothing?" Bladie shrugged. "Not for nothing, Chris got to meet me! Also, they might be tracking your watch or something so expect the cops to show up."

Dav lifted their head and looked at their watch. They didn't want to run anymore so they rested their head back on the couch and blew a raspberry. Bladie nodded, "Yeah, I wouldn't give a shit at this point either.." Chris sighed and looked up at Bladie who looked back at it. Chris quickly smiled warmly and put its hand out. "Anyways, you must be Bladie!! I've been wanting to meet you!" Bladie smiled back and shook its hand. "Yep! And you must be Chris!" "Yep! I like your hair!" "Thank you, I like yours!"