simps.
Shelby: I can't help but notice the lack of gay in this chat
Meghan: im here
Gem: o/
Scott: here too
Joey: same
Lizzie: !
Shelby: where's Mika?
Meghan: Oli probably forgot her when he made the GC
Oli: that I did
[Oli added 1 other to simps]
Mika: sup
Scott: :D
Shelby: there's still a 10 to 7 straight ratio
Joey: I don't want to check you on that so Im gonna assume you're right
Scott: same
Wisp: I'm sorry for not kissing men
Jimmy: I am as well
Scott: it's just a phase, you'll grow out of it soon enough
Shelby: I need 2 more gays!
Wisp: I think you mean 3 if you want to even out the ratio
Shelby: thank you but also shut up
Wisp: understood
Scott: we still need to invite Pearl
Scott: so we need 5 more
Wisp: I think you mean 4
Scott: Thank you but also shut up
Wisp: sorry
[Scott added 1 other to simps]
Pearl: hello!
Shelby: pearl you've just contributed to the straight ratio
Pearl: my apologies
Shelby: WHO DO WE ADD FOR BALENCE
Scott: Kassie?
Lizzie: Yammy?
Meghan: Harvey?
Gem: Niki?
Shelby: TY
[Shelby added 4 others to simps]
Oli: thank you for ratio'ing the straight men of the GC
Harvey: I'm honored
Callum: I'm honored to not be the majority in this group chat
Wisp: as am i
Kassie: I've been here twenty seconds and yet ive already accomplished so much
Jack: what's going on
Jack: im confused
Scott: you're outnumbered now bitch
Scott: the girls are taking our side
Katherine: this is true
Lauren: yes
Scott: ty I never asked in advance
Pearl: we side with the gays
Jack: oh
Jack: I still dont understand
Jack: I dont really care either though
Jack: bye
Meghan: lame
Kassie: very lame
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LONGER CHAPTERS COMING SOON I SWEAR I JUST FEEL LIKE SHITPOSTING
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionyour average MCYT highschool AU chatfic. Was meant to be just XLife but I got a little silly and wacky so now there's a shit ton of people that aren't important but still there. There's no story because I dont have the brain energy for that.
