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Wisp: who wanna kiss
Wisp: like no homo tho
Scott: I will only except the offer if its full homo
Scott: no hetro will be tolerated in my home
Scott: other than jack
Scott: but thats only because he pays the bills
Jack: u literally let jimmy into this house once a week
Jack: pretty hetro tolerant of u
Scott: yeah but its jimmy
Scott: he doesnt count
Jack: WHY??
Scott: because hes jimmy
Wisp: this seems like sound reasoning to me
Wisp: anyways jack wanna kiss
Jack: no thank you
Cpk: whats happening?
Oli: hey callum wanna kiss
Wisp: that was my line
Oli: stfu
Cpk: oli i am in a relationship
Oli: and?
Oli: its just bro kisses
Oli: kissing ur homies is a fully platonic no homo experience
Cpk: while the offer is tempting
Cpk: i will unfortunately have to decline
Oli: im blocjin g u
Oli: mytsgtin
Oli: pisdimg shiijtgn cruinfg
Cpk: :(
Oli: thats hiw u fek insdie u buvch
Scott: this is a sad day for the seapeesound community
Shelby: im crying
Shelby: not my otp
Shelby: u cant do this to me
Scott: it wasn't a love story it was a tragedy
Scott: sobbing
Shelby: we can cry together scott
Scott: :(
Shelby: :(((((((((
Scott: i cnat believe this
Shelby: i refuse to believe it
Shelby: they will make up i swear
Scott: i hope so
Scott: this cant be the end
Cpk: oli im sorry
Cpk: i apologize for being in a commited relationship
Oli: u snould ne
Wisp: ...
Wisp: oli u wanna make out
Oli: fifk u
Wisp: worth a shot
Wisp: cal...
Oli: no.
Wisp: wtf
Wisp: why not
Oli: Because I said so.
Cpk: thank u oli
Oli: i fucking hate u so much u broke my heart
Cpk: D:
Scott: noooo!
Shelby: scott the ship is crashing and burning right in front of us
Scott: im so sad
Scott: tears coming out of my eyes
Shelby: im gonna need some tissues for this :((
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Authors note!
another short chapter i wrote impulsively at midnight L
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Fanfictionyour average MCYT highschool AU chatfic. Was meant to be just XLife but I got a little silly and wacky so now there's a shit ton of people that aren't important but still there. There's no story because I dont have the brain energy for that.
