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Scott: jimmy i will call you out in the public gc 

Scott: answer my dms you bitch

Callum: ??

Joey: tea? 👀

Scott: JIMMY YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS

Shelby: whats going on?

Scott: im going to murder jimmy

Quig: in a video game ?

Scott: no.

Scott: JIMMY 10 SECONDS

Scott: DMS OR ELSE

Joey: ooo can I do a countdown??

Scott: yes go ahead

Joey: 9

Joey: 8

Meghan: huh

Joey: 7

Meghan: whats going on?

Joey: 6

Meghan: why is there a countdown?

Joey: 5

Joey: 4

Meghan: I dont understand

Joey: 3

Callum: I dont either meghan

Joey: 2

Joey: 1

Joey: TIMES UP

Joey: NOW SPILL SCOTT

Scott: JIMMY THIS IS YOUR FAULT

Quig: what did he do?

Scott: HE ABANDONED ME

Meghan: like metaphorically or actually

Scott: ACTUALLY

Scott: HE STRANDED ME AT THE STORE

Scott: HE TOLD OWEN AND EL THAT I HAD ALREADY LEFT AND ABANDONED ME

Oli: thats fucked up

Quig: true

Scott: AND HE MADE ME PAY FOR THE SHIT THAT HE WANTED ME TO CARRY FOR HIM

Jimmy: I DID NOT

Scott: JIMMY 20 PENCE ISNT GONNA PAY FOR THE SLEEVE OF A SHIRT

Jimmy: WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE THEN

Scott: I DID

Jimmy: WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME AGAIN

Joey: omg this is good

Joey: keep going

Meghan: yeah i wanna see where this goes

Jimmy: I THOUGHT U LEFT

Scott: WHY

Jimmy: I COULDNT FIND U

Scott: YOU DIDNT EVEN LOOK

Jimmy: YEAH BUT EL AND OWEN DID

Scott: THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU SAID I WAS GONE SO THEY DIDNT LOOK

Oli: the plot thickens...

Quig: this is some serious exposition 

Scott: YOURE A LIAR JIMMY

Scott: A FILTHY LIAR

Scott: I AM GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAT FROM YOU

Shelby: OMG DO IT

Shelby: PLEASE I WANNA SEE HIM

Jimmy: YOU WOULDNT DARE

Jimmy: DONT BRING NORMAN INTO THIS

Scott: i know you arent at your house rn jimmy

Scott: i have a spare key

Scott: kristy gave me one

Scott: im driving to ur house

Jimmy: NO SROP

Jimmy: ILL PSY U BACK

Scott: better have the money ready by the time i get there

Scott: or ur cat is mine!!




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