Authors note:
GUYS I MISS THIS LOBBY PLS
Based on a conversation I had with my friends a few days ago
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[Jimmy created a chat: Afterlife amongus :D]
[Jimmy added 9 others to the chat.]
Jimmy: okay guys
Jimmy: If I were like 90 percent blind in one eye would I get a monocle or an eyepatch
Jimmy: this is urgent
Owen: You could technically do whichever one you wanted
Jimmy: no like if I went to the eye doctors what would they do
Shelby: they would give you glasses or contacts with different prescriptions for each lens
Jimmy: but my normal eye is fine
Martyn: Jimmy are you trying to tell us you went blind in one eye
Jimmy: NO
Jimmy: I just wanna know
Scott: Jimmy you may have 5/30 vision but you're still a 20 in my heart.
Jimmy: <3!
Sausage: scott i dont know enough about vision to make an eyesight-based pickup line
Sausage: this is unfair
Joel: get good maybe
fWhip: Joel do you have any eyesight based pickup lines?
Joel: Eye don't need them
fWhip: That's more of a pun
Joel: literally who needs pickup lines for that specific genre
Joel: how often does poor eyesight come up on dates
Owen: when you break their glasses
Joel: WHY WOULD I BREAK THEIR GLASSES?
Owen: well i hope you wouldn't be doing it on purpose
Martyn: you know how glasses people are Joel
Joel: no i dont?
Shelby: in all fairness you do hang around a lot more contact people
Shelby: the superior lens
Oli: bro who wants contacts
Oli: why would u willingly put plastic inside ur eyes
Oli: it would be a saw trap if we werent desensitized to it
fWhip: you don't even feel it after a while
Oli: THATS THE WORST PART
Oli: I WOULD LIKE TO BE AWARE OF IT
Owen: the best part is forgetting its there
Owen: then its less weird
Oli: IT WOULDNT BE WEIRD AT ALL IF U JUST DIDNT DO IT
Jimmy: my original question was never answered
Scott: you never answered my dm either
Jimmy: how do I respond to 'what if we kissed in electrical /j unless...'
Owen: don't.
YOU ARE READING
simps
Fanfictionyour average MCYT highschool AU chatfic. Was meant to be just XLife but I got a little silly and wacky so now there's a shit ton of people that aren't important but still there. There's no story because I dont have the brain energy for that.
